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Friday, April 29, 2011

I Have Lost....


.... My Fucking Mind!

26 comments:

Annabelle said...

Yeah...I've been on a barstool for the better part of 6 hours, but I'm glad to help.

What's up crazy man?

The Wolf said...

Hey it could be worse you could have lost something important......like your socks

Anonymous said...

The concerned and deeply sympathetic Sir Tom Eagerly says:
Now think man! Where did you have it last? Maybe your wife sent it to the dry cleaners or you left it on a bus?

THE SNEE said...

It's here, it's here! I found it! Poor little thing was lost in the blogosphere completely turned around! Would you like me to email it to you or do you prefer Facebook? Just let me know ASAP. Your mind is a beautiful thing.

LilPixi said...

I'm snorting delightfully over here!

The Angry Lurker said...

I think Sony lost it.

bazza said...

Hi Kelly. Have you noticed how nobody has denied the fact. Everyone has taken you at your word! Funny that.
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klahanie said...

Hi Kelly,
Two ways of reacting to this. First, welcome to my world. Second, buddy, are you okay?
Hope you have some semblance of pleasant weekend.
Your friend, Gary :)

Kara said...

Glad to have you aboard the crazy train with the rest of us! It's okay dude, we have brownies here. *grin*

Kelly said...

Annabelle- What's up?... What's up? The sky? The moon? The stars? hahaha... Well, right now, I'm feeling a little bit more rational. I've have postponed my killing spree for another bright n' shiny day. I partied with a friend late last night and now I feel somewhat better, yet still exhausted. Now don't do anything weird on that barstool that I wouldn't do! lol.

Kelly said...

The Wolf- That's very true. Besides, if the truth be known, I lost my mind so long ago, I don't even remember when I had it last. Hey, there's my socks!

Kelly said...

The Deeply Sincere Sir Tom- Personally, I think you crept in here in the middle of the night and took it from me while I was asleep. I demand you give it back this instant!

G said...

I'll drink to that (:

Cheers

Kelly said...

THE SNEE- Thank goodness you found it, Rebecca. I thought Sir Tom had stolen it from me in my sleep. He's naughty that way... always taking minds n' stuff. Maybe it's because he lost his. I don't know for sure, exactly. Dear kind-hearted Rebecca, PLEASE SEND MY BEAUTIFUL MIND TO ME BY FEDERAL EXPRESS AND PAY WHATEVER THE SHIPPING COSTS ARE AND I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU BACK TUESDAY. AND MAKE SURE IT IS BOXED UP NICE AND SNUG WITH ALL OF THE FOAM PACKING NOODLES. Thanks. Have a dandy weekend.

Kelly said...

LilPixi- And what, pray tell, are you snorting, so delightfully???

gosh, I'm funny.

Kelly said...

The Angry Lurker- Super guess on your part but someone just told me they found it. It was probably hiding beneath the couch cushions along with the loose change and food bits. Have a dandy weekend, friend!

Kelly said...

bazza- Yes, I have noticed that. Why on earth would someone think lil' ol completely sane me would have lost my mind- just on my word? Hmmm. I would ponder this but I can't because I've lost my mind. As a matter of fact, how am I able to write this out if I've lost my mind? It's a quandary, I tell ya. Take care, friend.

Kelly said...

klahanie- Thank you for welcoming me into your world of insanity, Gary. Just as misery loves company, insanity loves insanity. It's a very liberating world, I must admit. Fantasies float by without restraints. Thoughts come and go, here, there and everywhere. Even those wonderful perceptions of the blue wavy moons and talking pear trees dance about me now. So sweet. Anyway, buddy, don't worry 'bout me. Things are beginning to take shape that will bring me back from the edge. It will be a few more days, though, I think. Peace be with you, friend.

Kelly said...

Kara- Like I was telling Gary, above, I enjoy being with you crazy folks aboard the crazy train. Thank you for making me feel welcome. I'll try not to step off the caboose and go tumbling down upon the track. And while I ride this train, I shall partake of your special brownies and enjoy the ride into outer and inner space. Aloha, everyone... boner voyage... and toodle loo n' stuff.

Kelly said...

G- I would smoke to that but, sadly, I am without anything to smoke. Tell ya what... I'll drink my coffee to that and pretend it's a beer or something. Cheers! Take care, my friend.

Dr. Cynicism said...

So simplistic - yet so frickin funny!

Kelly said...

Dr. Cynicism- Thank you. See. Now. That wasn't so cynical- was it?

Erika said...

I think it's run off with mine..... Romantic getaway. <3

Kelly said...

Erika- Lol...I think you might be right about that. But hey, that's cool... mean more entertainment for us when we get to see your mind run amok! Romantic getaway, indeed. :)

Greg said...

Let me tell yous something Kelly my friend if your a man...you really don;t think with your mind anyway. Just hang on to your crotch and you will have lost nothing of significance.

Hope everything is OK!

Kelly said...

Greg- So true. I enjoy letting my pecker do all the HARD thinking for me, anyway. It gives my bigger head (that one sitting on my shoulders) a much needed break. If my big fat noggin doesn't get a break now and then, I tend to go to other people's blogs and leave long nonsensical comments like I'm doing here right now and we can't have that now can we? Or can we? Let us discuss this in length. Wait. Hold on. Aaaahhh. I just farted. Btw, everything is becoming more Okay-ee-er by the day, my friend. Thanks for coming by to see what I lost. I shall meet up with you again in the future in the blogosphere. Of this, you can be sure. Take care, Greg.

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