Worse Than Sniffing Panties

When toe sucking and panty sniffing just isn't sick enough for some depraved fuckers, people will engage in the following fetishes and activities:

Furry Fandom

What is it? It's fucking bizarre, that's what it is. It involves a bunch of people dressing up as anthropomorphic animals or watching other freaks doing the same. Members of this fandom watch pornography of people dressed in animal suits, engaging in sexual acts while doing so (most of the time, they will be in a costume, themselves).

This fetish was highlighted on a TV show, not long ago. On an episode of "1000 Ways to die", they showed a reenactment and told a story about an idiot who is high on magic mushrooms, stumbling upon a group of these Furry Fandom weirdos in a secluded desert area. All of the participants were dressed as animals, getting it on, having a grand ol' time. The dude on mushrooms sees this and wants to get in on the bizarre action, as well. All members of the party push him away and he goes off into the woods nearby and finds a bear. A real bear. Gee... Can you guess what happens next? Yes, the drugged up freak tries to fuck the bear and is mauled to death as a result. Its funny because he deserved it. Its just too bad the rest of the party wasn't killed by the bear.

I have the video of this episode posted at the bottom of this page for a limited time. Click on the link beneath the video if the video isn't working. Sometimes it does. Sometimes not.

Teratophilia

Being sexually attracted to people who suffer from deformities, such as amputees or inviduals having a baby head growing out of their armpit is called Teratophilia. There's a lot of pornography dedicated to this type of fetish.

There are some freaks with an extreme version of this fetish that will search for doctors to perform amputation on them for the sole reason of attaining sexual pleasure. They can come to me for the job. I won't charge a penny. I'll be more than happy to cut off their arms and legs and throw them in the river. After all, the human gene pool needs to be cleaned of more than just a few imbeciles. As they float, stumpy-as-all-get-out, down the Ohio River, I will be sure to shout, "Bon Voyage, Bob!" Get it? Bob.

Omorashi

This is a fetish found mostly in Japan. It involves sexual gratification around having a full bladder. In most cases, sexual climax coincides with the moment of relief and it is sometimes associated with other urine-related fetishes. Most pornography for this fetish is soft core and involves clothed women squirming about on chairs or whatever, looking uncomfortable as they struggle not to wet themselves.

Crush Fetish

This one involves the desire to see small insects or animals being crushed to death. It is illegal in the U.S. and United Kingdom. Pornography created for this often entails a woman crushing an animal beneath her feet, usually shown in slow motion replays. Really... Fucking... Sick.

These examples prove, yet again, that the human gene pool needs a good cleaning. That's all for now. Happy thoughts, everyone!