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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Blueberries On Ice

It was so cold out, on the way to the truck, earlier today, that I had icicles hanging off of My Blueberries Down Below. Luckily, I survived the twenty second walk to the truck and turned on my hiney heater (what I call my seat warmer) and the icicles defrosted rapidly and all was well again in the Land of Nutsack.

Dance! Be Merry! Have a mug of ale!

Isn't it great that celebrity/actor, John Travolta, flew a ton of supplies down to the earthquake victims in Haiti. My respect for him went up a notch. I don't care what his personal beliefs (Scientology) are, as long as the rich bastard is doing some real good.

You know what else is doing some good?

I don't know. You don't have the answer? Damn.






This idiot looks like he has an oddly happy expression.

Perhaps setting himself on fire is his passion.

I like him because he makes me smile and think more highly of myself. Thank you, idiot, for the gift of making me feel superior. Salute!

I applaud your glorious ignorance and only wish that I could douse you with gasoline. What comedy you could bring to the public!

No, you will not be allowed to venture outside! You may get Frozen Blueberries Syndrome. Stay here, where it's warm. Especially for you, you King of Idiots!

Now, good day to you, sir.

10 comments:

Dark Slander said...

Well you've done it, just when I thought I couldn't be any more confused tonight... here it is. Ah well, I really liked the throw the gasoline portion... I agree with it. I'd love to see what he looked like after the burn.

Cheers!

Me-Me King said...

Burn, baby, burn!

67 Not Out (Mike Perry) said...

You write interesting stuff. Not so sure about Mr Travolta though when other, bigger, more important, aid planes were unable to land at the airport - yet he could. Guess it's a celebrity world nowadays.

Mike

Kelly said...

Dark Slander: Ha ha. Glad I could confuse ya, dude. Yeah, I watched the video clip of that guy doing that to himself. It's funny because he deliberately and obviously did something outrageously moronic.

Me-Me: I agree. Burn, idiot, burn.

Mike: Thanks for saying that. And yeah, we do a lot of celebrity worshiping nowadays. The media does, for certain. I wrote a post about that some time ago. As for Travolta's part in helping the Haiti people, I think his celebrity did help in his being able to land his jet -which is a good thing. It's too bad that there aren't enough places to land for everyone trying to give aid.

I'll make my rounds to every commenters website later tonight. I have to take care of my Dad all day, today. Take care!

The Guy's Perspective said...

Sometimes we need an idiot to make us feel warm on a cold day. It's 10 below with wind chill here on the east coast! Loving our wood stove!!

Hey Kelly. I just added you/your blog to our Blogroll.

Kelly said...

I could have used that burning idiot to be near me today. Just far away enough so that I didn't get burned, though. It was only 10 degrees above zero here. I believe they did say on the news, with wind chill factor thrown in, it would feel like ten below here, too.

Hey Guy, thanks for adding me to your blogroll. I think of that as a compliment because that's how I feel when I add someone. If you look closely, you'll see I haven't added to the list much in the 3 years I've been at this. And I only take them off (unfortunately, I feel I have to do it) when they (A) Don't post for an entire year or so or (B) When I don't hear from them, in any type of way, for a year or so.

Goddamned if I don't ramble on. LOL. Sorry.

Mr. Stupid said...

Now that picture was really convincing. At least, I am not the only person in the world with that expression. Hooray!!!
I am gifting him another Paper Bag.... lol

Have a wonderful weekend Kelly...:)
BTW, does your profile pic have to do something with mine and with the guy in this picture? Just curious!

Kelly said...

You have that expression, too? Wow. Do people give you odd looks while you walk down the street? Heh heh. I make that face sometimes and she'll laugh and says it looks like I'm having a stroke.

And the answer to your last question is: Certainly. Not really. But then...

Kelly said...

And when I say "she", I mean my wife. Nice, eh?

Mr. Stupid said...

And now I realize why people keep looking at me. Its my face! All this time, I had an illusion that I was popular... lol

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