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Friday, January 22, 2010

You Will Be Tested On This

Keith Richards took out an insurance policy that will allow him to receive $1.8 million if he should ever accidentally cut off one of his guitar-playing fingers.

Real classifieds:
Fork, mangled, 50 cents. Also selling garbage disposal. Used once. Needs repair.
Free sundaes for Dads on Fathers Day (Dads must be 15 or older).

Giraffe meat is certified kosher.

In the past 30,000 years, the human brain has shrunk by about 12.5% (which could explain some things).

Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant.

An aura is the electromagnetic radiation that surrounds the bodies of living things and objects. The part that really interests aura readers is the radiation in the ultra violet (UV) part of the spectrum, which is connected to "conscious activity," such as thinking, emotions and inventions. There are some people who feel that it is possible to heal yourself by harnessing your aura.

In the 1960's, the Department of the Interior office revealed a plan to flood the Grand Canyon for use as a hydroelectric plant.

In 1992, the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission temporarily prohibited the sale of Dixie Blackened lager beer. There were no product violations with the beer. It was prohibited because the commission feared the name would encourage witchcraft, voodoo and other occult practices.


Me-Me King said...

I didn't think anyone would notice that I put the fork and disposal in the same ad. Damn!

Kelly said...

You've also been caught placing used toilet tissue on Craigslist ads, too.

Me-Me King said...

Just once!

Kelly said...

Well, that's true. Got me there. That reminds me.... I have to leave a dump.

Static said...

I'm sorry. Did you say that this was multiple choice, or do we have to give detailed answers?

Kelly said...

All of the above -plus you will have to give me your canned vegetables.

Static said...


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