Joke by Patton Oswalt

"There used to be a time when you would come home, and reality was so crappy, you would turn on TV to watch stuff that people had made up, so that you could escape from the crappy reality. Now, you go out and deal with dickheads and morons all day, and you come home and go, 'I just want to go home so I can watch dickheads and morons on TV."

-Patton Oswalt, comedienne