If you plan on going to a festival this year, might I suggest taking a trip to West Virginia this summer for Chapwilly's TubeSteak Festival.Once there, you may ride the rides, taste the palate pleasing fare and enjoy watching the local talent perform amazing stunts of abject perversity during the enchanting stage shows.
And don't forget to stop by Magic Eddie's BBQ to sample some of his delicious, specially made, grilled MeatKabobs. If you don't care for ketchup or mustard, don't be afraid to ask Eddie for a dallop of his delightful magic mystery sauce. If you feel you need assistance squeezing it on, Magic Eddie will be more than happy to do it for you.
So bring the whole family for a day of wholesome, fun-filled entertainment. I promise it will be a day you'll remember for the rest of your life. Excitement awaits you!
Admission: $49.99 for Adults after 6 p.m.
$10.99 for inbred children between 8 and 8:20 a.m.
Senior Citizens are welcome to hop on Mr. Humpty's Hay Ride
The Hunt For Squirrel Berries will take place when it gets dark
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6 comments:
Lordy, that would make me lose my appetite!
Hey, I didn't recognize you on BC with the new avatar, lol
Ha ha. Yeah, it's me. An actual picture of me by the lake at the park behind our place. I was sweating mighty profusely.
Yeah, I wouldn't be accepting any meats from Magic Eddie.
Thanks for dropping by, Drowsey.
This is amazing.. a tube steak carnival? I always thought a tube steak was .. I have to keep reading this.
Yes, it is very amazing. I've also read that Magic Eddie will perform a trick or two with your tubesteak before you stick it between your bun.
But only if you ask nicely.
Whats a tube steak? we don't have them in AUS i really want a tube steak now dam it and does Magic Eddie do house visits?
Yes, Damian, Magic Eddie loves visiting all manner of folk. It's been told that one of his special tricks involve pulling his tubesteak from his pants and planting it firmly into the family pet of your choice. Howls of laughter follow this amazing act.
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