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Monday, March 1, 2010

Your WTF Product of The Day

I didn't know peeing, standing up, was so important that you actually have to have this, ladies.  But now, I do.  Can you imagine carrying this piss soaked funnel in your purse or whatever?















16 comments:

Dark Slander said...

... What?

I had to read that twice, I never new this was an issue. Feminism is taking some unhygienic turns.

Joyanna said...

This is hilarious! I can't believe this actually exists!

lwr said...

This is great! My old FUD was just getting too worn out! I didn't know what I was going to do!!

klahanie said...

What The Fud!!?
Now this really is taking the piss and putting it somewhere else:-)
Have a good day eh.
With respect, Gary:-)

Me-Me King said...

Imagine having to explain the reason you ran that red light to the cops. I'll have to pass on this one, I'll just find a gas station.

Julio said...

Not sure how it's "Sanitary" post-drip. I mean, maybe you put it inside that can-thing-o-majig, but it's still gonna be covered in piss. Unless you rinse it off. but it'll still have piss-residue. This is just 8-ways to an underage gang-bang, and NOT the good kind!

Kelly said...

Dark Slander: Neither did I. I agree. It would be very unsanitary to use this friggin' cunt funnel.

Kelly said...

Joyanna: Unfortunately, yet not surprisingly, this product/piss funnel does exist. This society just gets more and more fucked up with each passing day.

lwr: Then this piss funnel is just for you! Enjoy! And it's the perfect gift for Mom on Mother's Day!

Gary: Hahahaha. That's true, my friend.

Me-Me: LOL. Yeah, I don't imagine the cops would care for that explanation. Don't forget to load down that public toilet seat with plenty o' shit paper!

Julio: I totally agree with ya, dude. This piss funnel for fucked up women with issues would be highly unsanitary. Almost as bad as using a catheter over and over again. Have you ever seen those commercials with the chick complaining about stickin' a used tube into her whoopdee-da-da? Ewww.

The Wolf said...

I could use that to funnel gas into my car, what will the think of next mabye they could invent a child resistant muzzle for those damm bratty kids or a remote controlled ass wiper that fits on one of those japanese robot toys, perhaps that's why skynet hates humans

Pratik Gupta said...

I have read about it sometime back but I thought its some kind of lab product...Never imagined that it will be launched commercially....But yeah as you say - WTF??

Kelly said...

The Wolf: For sure, that is a better use for that cunt funnel. As for kids, I suggested to my sister that she use one of those child leashes (That's real and on the market, too)to reign in her kids when they get too close to the road. She laughed and I think she was giving it some thought. You'll have to suggest that robot toy ass wiper thing to Hasbro (makers of Transformers) and see what they say. Maybe they'll hire you for your FRESH, innovative ideas.

Kelly said...

Pratik: WTF, indeed. Companies will sell any type of shit to a gullible, ignorant public as long as they keep buying it.

Michael said...

You know, with some velcro and ingenuity, you wouldn't need to carry this in your purse...

Kelly said...

Maybe you could fix it so you could wear it all day, but I wonder how sanitary or comfortable that would be. Maybe if you suggest this to the makers of this funnel, they might try it out and cut you in on some of the profits.

Michael said...

I don't think having it velcro'ed to your muff would go over very well...

Kelly said...

Likely NOT.

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