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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Lion Tries To Eat Baby at Zoo

This is adorable. See the lion open up it's mouth real wide to... Well, I don't want to give too much away.



Lions are cute when they're that age. Wish I could say the same for that horrible little thing making all of that annoying noise.

18 comments:

LoneIslander said...

Dwwaahhh, who's a little man eater....

The Angry Lurker said...

I feel the same way.

The Wolf said...

I feel sorry for the lions that they couldn't eat the kid

Pickleope said...

Isn't this kind of what the Smurfs was all about? A big thing trying to eat a small annoying thing and you know you're not supposed to but you're kind of hoping the big thing gets to take just a nibble, just a taste of the small annoying thing.

Annabelle said...

Babies are damn tasty. Like lamb and veal.

what?

klahanie said...

Well howdy Kelly,
Sorry about being in the background over the last five weeks or so. I know how much you have missed my 'award winning' comments, eh.
Well I had to paws and think about this one and I would be lion if I didn't kinda wish that the big pussy did have that annoying little brat for lunch..
See ya later eh, Gary :)

Kelly said...

LoneIslander- Awww, isn't the little man eater a cutey? :)

Kelly said...

The Angry Lurker- I had a feeling you would. Heh heh.

Kelly said...

The Wolf- I do, too. I kept hope the lion, through sheer force, would break through the glass and gobble the kid up like a chicken nugget.

Kelly said...

Pickleope- I know what ya mean about those crazy ass coked up smurfs. I was hoping for more than a nibble. That would just be teasing the poor lion.

Kelly said...

Annabelle- Are you speaking from experience? If so, I shall provide you with the marinade recipe I always use on a fresh rack of baby.

what?

Kelly said...

klahanie, dude- No need to apologize for being out of the blogging loop. I knew you were helping out friends in Canada. I'm sure you have some inspiring stories to tell when you get fully adjusted. I know from your blog and other comments that you're getting over jet lag, too. Take care with that, eh?

Yes, I have missed your 'award winning comments'. Like I told you, I've been not exactly staying in the blogging loop, myself. There's been too much I want to do outside and other stuff, too. I know what ya mean about that lion having that brat for lunch. My only worry would be that the lion suffer from indigestion from eating the kid. That would be a darn shame.

Have a great day/night, Gary. Welcome back!

DramaQueen said...

Oh damn that's freakin adorable. I love cat-like animals sooooo much. The way they're teasing that poor kitty makes you kinda wish the glass would 'accidently break'. Would at least serve as a lesson to the idiot parents not to play with an animal who's mouth is bigger than the baby's head.

Kelly said...

DramaQueen- I'm like you, friend. I love any animal in the cat family, too. Wild cats, domestic cats or whatever. Great minds think alike. I was wishing that glass would break, too.

Kitty would have num-nums.

In truth, if I were a parent, I would still not let my toddler go up to the window of a lion's space like that- window or not. I bet if the lion was pissed enough, it could break that thin plate of glass.

Oh well. Good video. :-) Have a dandy as heck weekend!

Lana Gramlich said...

Ha! That's freakin' brilliant!

LilPixi said...

That lion is just like "Fuck you, get in my bellay!!" LOL

They really shouldn't be teasing that poor thing with their damn baby!

Kelly said...

Lana Gramlich- Thank you. :)

Kelly said...

LilPixi- Lol... Sounds like the Fat Scotsman character in that Austin Powers movie. I loved that guy. He was so cool. I always wondered if he could ever see his penis when he peed. Maybe I wonder too much. I wanted him to eat Mini-Me, too. That little guy got on my nerves sometimes. But you're right. They shouldn't be teasing poor puddy cat with that little annoying human morsel.

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