The girls at Pinklatex are the last but certainly not least that dared to answer my 5 all-too- important questions. Pinklatexblog.com is ran by Collie, Rusty and Jenn. Go to their site and you'll have a great time. I've been interacting with them for the last couple of years and it has been a true pleasure.
The girls are hilarious and right on target with their acerbic commentaries on today's pop culture figures. Pay a visit to their site and you'll see that they do a super fuckin' dandy job of making sarcastic (and very true) remarks about celebrities, Craigslist freaks and other odd fuckers in this world. Funny pics, podcasts, viral videos, wild, yet honest rants... They do it all.
Without further ado, here are the life-changing 5 Questions and Collie and Rusty's answers:
1. What is the most disturbing or oddest thing (picture, video or written material) you have ever seen on the internet? Please describe it.
I would have to say Goatsee. There was a picture of a gaping asshole that was circulating around the internet for many years. One day my husband called me over the computer and said will you reply back to my father about the weekend? I said yes and when I sat down a picture popped up... this nasty giant butt hole complete with innards was staring me in the face... I have never been the same.
Dale from Open Pride Radio introduced me to a special video in which a man inserts a bottle up his mangina as well as a screwdriver into the head of his peen, very unattractive indeed, we all laughed really very hard.
2. What celebrities would you like to see involved in an orgy? Please describe any details going on in your fantasy orgy.
Brad Pitt (because with his scruffy beard he looks like a sexy Bum)
Chui (Chelsea Lately)
I Love mutants, and what better way to see a mutant than in all there naked glory, We will place them in a baby pool filled with pickle juice... Snooki goes in for the kill, half diving into the juice screaming HELL YEAH BITCHES, she lands on Chui, he dies. Brad Pitt is suckling the ear of the uber tight Bruce Jenner while carrot top watches and lovingly blows himself.
Me, Davey Havok, Bowie, and perhaps a little Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe. I call the shots, its just me having a rockin' roll Harry Potter all out orgy, what, they are all of age now, especially Bowie.
3. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
I would vote yes, however if I was one of said swimmers I would pretend to go down with the ship while using my dying team mates as a make shift raft, before I eat them for survival.
If they include Michael Phelps, he is the only one required to die, but a little death and destruction is always nice, don't you agree, Kel?
Thanks for asking, Rusty. Why yes, a little death and destruction is always nice, especially when you wake up in the morning (or in my case, the afternoon) and see a bright and beautiful day outside. Well, then, it's a wonderful time to go on a killing spree, of course.
4. What really makes you happy?
Carbs, sleep and survival shows... sometimes just picking on Rusty is more than enough to keep me happy.
Food, cigarettes, vigorous intercourse, and lighting the boy who sings Johanna in Sweeney Todd on fire, any questions?
5. Finish this statement... Craigslist is good for...
Selling yourself on the black market as well as your chachkis... Or maybe trading homes... wtf is that about? Why would anyone trade a home?
Well, its good for finding large meat hooks, prostitutes, mail order brides, traffiked Russian hookers, and people who enjoy being vigorously fisted for hours.
Thank you, Collie and Rusty, for participating in my Q & A fest. It's been fun!
For more fun, check out Pinklatex.