In these posts, I will ask an established blogger 5 questions that may range from the downright silly to the depraved to the serious. It is up to the highlighted blogger of the particular post to answer the questionnaire however they want.
Next up is Penny, my fifth blogger to participate in my 5 QUESTIONS series.
Penny authors an exciting and well written erotica blog called Vineyard Road. On her blog and other places on the net you'll find her high quality, enticing and addictive erotic fiction just the stuff to get your juices flowing. Check out Vineyard Road for a "Happy Hour" and then some.
Here are Penny's 5 QUESTIONS and answers.
* Being a writer who writes erotic stories, would you ever consider creating a sensual tale involving Winnie-The-Pooh, Eeyore and Piglet? If so, what would it be like?
Haha... funny, funny... um... no. Because I know that you are a faithful reader of Vineyard Road, I know that you know that ... that story would never happen. My erotica is classy... Master Heathen... classy...!
And besides, child pornography is completely taboo in my world, along with non-consensual anything.
* What's the funniest thing you've ever done with a kitchen utensil?
The funniest thing? Hhhmmmmm .... that could be the time I had my ass flipped like a pancake with a spatula... or it could be the time, I had said spatula sticking out of my pants like a rooster's tail... or .... shaving my first boyfriend's beard with a carrot peeler. Those things were pretty funny... now... erotic... that's a whole *other* story!
* If you were to suddenly stumble upon a haystack-sized bag of weed, what would you do? Sell it to feed the poor? Enjoy a leisurely game of table tennis with an imbecile? Jump up and down, while yodeling (can be tricky)? Or something else. Think hard about this one. The weight of the world rests upon your shoulders. I farted.
Stumble upon ...? What the hell were you doing in my backyard, Heathen?? Oh.. and ... that fart of yours.... is making my eyes water... take it outside next time, would you please?
* What is the oddest thing someone has ever written to you?
A lady once left a note in my mailbox, saying that she wanted to clean my house because she was Russian. WTF??
* If MaryAnn and Ginger lured Gilligan into the jungle and raped him, would anyone hear his screams of pleasure or pain? If so, what would they hear, exactly?
Remember, Heathen... no... non-consensual... ANYTHING...!! Now... if Gilligan was a willing participant.... well...
Thank you, Penny, for your participation in 5 QUESTIONS.