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Sunday, July 4, 2010

5 QUESTIONS For One of The Guys

Our sixth blogger in this 5 QUESTIONS post series is a Guy named Sai. He is one of the main Guys from the website, The Guy's Perspective. I visit this blog quite often.

The Guy's Perspective explores relationships from the Guy's point of view. They write articles, informative essays, humorous scripts, ad copy and give great advice when they are asked questions on relationship problems and curiosities. They're the ones to turn to for an honest response. They also do podcasts and more.



Here are Sai's answers to my 5 QUESTIONS:


* What are your views on our current conflicts in the Middle East?

I'm saddened by it. Sometimes I wonder what the hell we're really doing over there. I just wish the best for our troops.

* What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done on a first date?

Had a big ole piece of salad in my teeth.

* What advice would you give to a guy going out, for the first time, with someone he met online who didn't give an accurate picture of herself? In fact, it turns out she looks like the Hunchback From Notre Dame, only she has strange, suspicious sores all over her body, as well. Plus, she stinks of cabbage.

Anyone that is deceptive about anything deserves whatever they get. That's just not cool. So when she approaches, even if you are the only one in the joint, pretend you are not you. And stick to your story. Then get out of there fast!


* You're not married or dating anyone. You are granted a wish from a Genie that allows you to boink/screw or pork any two actresses who are ready to pounce on you and have their merry way. Which two would you pick? And how long would it take until you had a stroke or collapse from exertion?

I'm about to collapse just thinking about it. Meghan Fox and Jessica Alba. Maybe the girl from 24 too. There are too many to name! I wouldn't have a stroke or collapse. I'd more likely be snoring after a few minutes.


* Please finish this sentence: Old Abe grabbed his pitchfork_______

....and danced the night away!


Thanks, Sai, for your participation in 5 QUESTIONS.

18 comments:

Static said...

Old Abe grabbed his pitchfork from the devil's ass....and danced the night away!

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Happy 4th, dude! =)

Kelly said...

Static- Yeah, and then he licked the devil poop off of it. Happy Fireworks Day... Right back at ya!

The Wolf said...

Devil poop? I think I left some of that in my toilet this morning, I think it even spoke to me in latin.

great questions by the way Kelly, I have one for the Guy's Perspective though. How in the name of Zeus' balls do I get a date without having to use a ski mask, rope, and a really big knife

Gucci Mama said...

Fabulous. Love these.

@Wolf - How has that dating strategy not worked. That's just shocking to me. You must meet some weird ass women if they don't swoon over the ski mask, rope, and knife trick.

klahanie said...

'Hunchback From Notre Dame'?
Does the name 'Quasimodo' ring a bell?
Thanks for your answers, Sai, to Kelly's questions.

The Wolf said...

@ Gucci Mama I am frankly stunned that it hasn't. I even wear my Star Wars underwear when I go out, you know the ones where Luke Skywalker is holding a lightsaber in the crotch area.......mabye I'm just ugly :(

Kelly said...

The Wolf- Your Devil Poop is quite adept at old foreign languages. Note to self: Must think of devious plan to defeat Devil Poop. Act quickly. I will. Sincerely, the spirit of Yoda, inside my head.

Thanks, in reference to the questions, dude.

Let's... ski mask, check. Rope and big bowie knife -with serrated saw edge. Check. I can't think of anything you're doing wrong, Wolf. Sounds like the best way to make a good impression to me. Don't forget the nipple clamps and you'll have a really nice party with a lucky gal. You know, I should offer advice on relationships. Hmmmm.

Kelly said...

Gucci Mama- I totally get what you're saying, Gucci Mama. If The Wolf isn't gettin' laid with the knife and everything... he must be so hideously deformed or misshapen that school children run furiously from from his very sight. I, for one, if this is the truth, will donate an entire dollar to fund his plastic surgery to make him look human once more.

I'm a giver, like that.

Now give me your answers, woman!

Kelly said...

klahanie- I think, if my memory serves correctly, and since I've killed most of my brain cells, they don't... The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Quasimodo are one in the same.

Eh, maybe not. I'll ask the blue unicorn and the caterpillar.

Kelly said...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERYONE:

IF YOU GO TO THE BOTTOM OF MY BLOG, YOU WILL SEE THAT I'VE JUST BEEN FEATURED ON THE COVER OF A CERTAIN MAGAZINE.

I'M SO EXCITED AND EVERYTHING.

The Wolf said...

Way to go Kelly, though I thought it would be time magazine but this is still pretty fucking good me thinks. Also thanks for donating a whole entire dollar for my transformation, your a real humanitarian and all tha shit.

Kelly said...

The Wolf- I know what you mean. I truly am a saint. Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly generous at the homeless shelter, I give the poor kids an extra serving of poop on their plates during lunch time.

Glad you enjoyed my special, ultra-deluxe, magnificent magazine cover. Now my adoring fans can worship me the old fashioned way, too. Hooray.

klahanie said...

"klahanie- I think, if my memory serves correctly,"
Well, Kelly, in my case, my memory has gone on strike. Now what were we talking about?
Yes they are one in the same. I was just trying to be a clever bastard with a play on words.
Now then..where the fuck am I? lol

Pratik Gupta said...

Oh Its been a long time!! :)
But " Meghan Fox and Jessica Alba"...mmmm Yummy!! :P

Crazy Brunette said...

uuuuum okaaaaay....

Mine were the best Q&A's. Just saying.

Love ya fucker!

Kelly said...

klahanie- I know, dude. And I don't know where you are, but somebody across the street, who looks like you, is having his way with an obese, mentally retarded person with a hump on her back in my neighborhood.

And yes, you are a bastard that plays cleverly with words. But... in a good way. hee hee. Take care, my friend. Have a better than dandy day.

Kelly said...

Crazy Brunette- Howdy!

Kelly said...

Pratik Gupta- Yummy, indeed. I agree. By the way, you haven't forgotten how to do it, have you? I've got some videos if you need them.

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