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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

So I was thinking....

....that all this research I've been doing on crazies, past and present, has been taking it's toll on my poor lil' mind. But I'm beginning to wonder about that. You see, I have this constant ringing in my ears. Maybe it's lack of sleep. I keep seeing things in the corners of my eyes. Moving things. Flashes of light, too. My wife has been snoring. Even more than usual. It's the kind of sound you would experience if chainsaws were being driven directly into your ears. But a little louder. Maybe that's it. The constant snoring. I can say this because she rarely reads my blogsite. Sniff. Sniff. Imagine- your own life partner unwilling to read your every charming, witty, insightful word that takes you so much effort to compile into something so wonderfully meaningful. Heh heh. Yeah, right. Oh well.

Ahhh, my head. So close to exploding yet too far away from detonating to give me any relief. Maybe I need a change of scenery. It's 1:00 in the morning and this monitor is getting very blurry. The floor is kinda shakey, too. Do I attempt to crawl into bed with the wifey for more chainsaw assault? Look, over there, the globe on my desk just rotated by itself!

The buzzing is getting louder. Angry bees. Angry at me. Swirling in and around my noggin.

And now the wife is coming in, telling me to come to bed. God, help me. Someone come to my rescue!


Some random stranger said...

Dude...I have been phoning you constantly, and have been flashing a torch in the window trying to get your attention. I think that may be the ringing noise in your ears and the lights you are seeing. And all I noticed was that you were looking at dubious websites and not doing the research like you said you were...

Kelly said...

So that was you! I should have known. And yes, you caught me RED Handed, so to speak. I was looking at pics of Sagging Grannys doing Sad Little British Dudes. And to my surprise, I saw you and quickly closed it out.

My goodness! How could you?

Some random stranger said...

Ah come on...we have all needed money at one time or another and picked the easiest and quickest route. OK, so it wasnt the easiest, nor the quickest. Infact it was hard to get hard and harder to finish!

Time to take the picture off of the wall fella...I dont look like that anymore. Leave the past where it is and look to the future!

Stacey said...

I don’t know what was funnier the post or the comments. Always entertaining us. Keep up the good work!

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