I've Been Awarded

Every so often people recognize your greatness, your superiority over one and all. Today is that day!

Heh. Heh. Just kidding. My ego isn't big enough to block out the freaking sun, after all. It's just humongous enough to block the TV set while you're trying to watch "19 Kids and Counting", the worst show on the air that features a woman who believes that her body is a human vending machine and her rabid, bouncing-off-the-walls brood of rug rats (children, to some).

So you can thank me for my gigantic head.

The reality is, is that when you're feeling kinda crappy over something personal you feel had to be done (which was the case for me Monday night), every so often someone or something will lift your spirits. It could be a simple thing that does it -or not .

My bloggy pal, Gary, from Klahanie lifted my spirits high by recently giving me a Beautiful Blogger Award. Thanks Gary! That cheered me up and the kind words you said on your blog are greatly appreciated, as well. I want to let you know that Gary was awarded the same award and he deserves it. Anyone visiting Gary's cheerful blog will enjoy their stay, for certain. And I must say that interacting with Gary is always a pleasure.

I will now release the "wee folk". :-) They don't make very good hostages, anyway.

And Ashley from One Crazy Brunette Chick... I must apologize for not showcasing the Crazy Brunette for giving me an award before the award I received just recently. Make sense? Anyway... I thank ye goddess before but I shall do so again... Thank you, Ashley.

Also, I'd just like to say...

You're like a goddamn ray of fuckin' sunshine, you Crazy Brunette! The peasants and other folk worship the ground you defecate on. And I mean that with love or something. Go to the Crazy Brunette's blog. It's pure entertainment. Just be sure to wear a helmet beforehand. This woman is dangerous.

Both awards would have been proudly placed on my mantelpiece but my mantelpiece was full of all of my other trophies of worship so I placed them here, down below and off to your extreme right. See them? Good. Heh heh.