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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Disturbing Christmas Album Covers

What's Christmas without the festive holiday tunes? I don't know. A little more peace and quiet? Anytime I hear Christmas music, I want to strangle an elf.

Someone likes Star Wars a little too much.

Hey everyone, here's hoping you have a drunken, ghetto lovin' Christmas! Don't forget to beat your loved ones for Christmas this year during an alcoholic rage.

Yes, Daddy, is he?

It looks as though everyone is ogling Santa's hidden package this year. And Little Timmy is trying his darnedest to hold Santa's bag.

Are those ornamental balls at the end of his horn?

I barely remember this guy. Last I heard, he was dishing up fried rice behind the counter at Panda Express.
It looks like Rudy will be spreading his Christmas cheer a little thin this year with the soul sisters.

This kid needs to wish for a trip to a dentist and an ophthalmologist.


Gorilla Bananas said...

Why is Rudy sneaking up on the sisters from behind? I thought black dudes didn't do that shit. And who is William Hung trying to fool with a name like that?

MartyrMom said...

And was Timmy trying to hold up Santa's bag or his hidden sack?? LOL

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- By the look on that soul sista's face, who is kneeling in front of Rudy, he isn't doing a very good job of being sneaky. Her expression conveys the appearance one would have if a black man was pressing his "candy cane" against your back. And that William Hung fella isn't fooling me. No sirree.

Kelly said...

MarytrMom- LOL. I think Little Timmy is holding up Santy's hidden sack. Most likely because Santa told him that he'd better do it or no goodies for him this year. Bad Santa!

Dixie said...

I might be late or I might be early; either way. funny shit! Merry F/Off

Kelly said...

Big news: You're both late and sorta early, Dixie. Even though you've just replied to this post I created about two years ago, I am more than happy to reply. You're early, in a way, because Christmas isn't here yet.

Thanks for the compliment and thank you for wishing me well at the end there. :)

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