PSYCHO CARNIVAL: Yesterday, At a Quarter To Four...

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

... I furiously masturbated.

Gorilla Bananas said...: Was that the start time or the end time? Or were you done inside a minute?; 12/08/2010
Kelly said...: Gorilla Bananas- Why the start time, of course. I was all done by the time security came and escorted me out of the office. Thank goodness. I hate interruptions.; 12/08/2010
bazza said...: What were you furious about?; 12/09/2010
Alpha Za said...: Is this a planned thing?; 12/09/2010
Yarnlady said...: Hope everything came out alright!!; 12/09/2010
Kelly said...: bazza- About our current economic decline. It just makes me so angry, I have to beat my meat.

spurt; 12/09/2010
Kelly said...: Alpha Za- Yes, it is, friend. Every day, at a quarter to four. This type of serious business must be scheduled- otherwise the whole rhythm of one's day could be thrown "out of whack".; 12/09/2010
Kelly said...: MarytrMom- Don't worry. No need to fret. Everything did cum out alright.*

*letting out a sigh of relief; 12/09/2010
Alpha Za said...: Just to be clear, your whack to prevent out of whackness.

I applaud your strategy.; 12/09/2010
Kelly said...: Alpha Za- Yes, I whackity-whack-whack on the ol' stink log to prevent "out of whackness. You are correct, sir, and I thank you for applauding my strategy.

Yahoo and pass the hand lotion!; 12/10/2010