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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Yesterday, At a Quarter To Four...


... I furiously masturbated.

10 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Was that the start time or the end time? Or were you done inside a minute?

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- Why the start time, of course. I was all done by the time security came and escorted me out of the office. Thank goodness. I hate interruptions.

bazza said...

What were you furious about?

Alpha Za said...

Is this a planned thing?

MartyrMom said...

Hope everything came out alright!!

Kelly said...

bazza- About our current economic decline. It just makes me so angry, I have to beat my meat.

spurt

Kelly said...

Alpha Za- Yes, it is, friend. Every day, at a quarter to four. This type of serious business must be scheduled- otherwise the whole rhythm of one's day could be thrown "out of whack".

Kelly said...

MarytrMom- Don't worry. No need to fret. Everything did cum out alright.*

*letting out a sigh of relief

Alpha Za said...

Just to be clear, your whack to prevent out of whackness.

I applaud your strategy.

Kelly said...

Alpha Za- Yes, I whackity-whack-whack on the ol' stink log to prevent "out of whackness. You are correct, sir, and I thank you for applauding my strategy.

Yahoo and pass the hand lotion!

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