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Friday, November 5, 2010

The Humor God I Am

Yes, I am The God of All That Is Humorous. Bow before me! Kneel before me and chuckle at my feet. No, do not chuckle at my feet because my toes are hairy or that my toenails are as long and lethal as Samurai swords. No, sirree. You must show your glorification of me as The God of All That Is Humorous by laughing out loud at my witty repartee, funny-bone-pleasing diatribes and my jocular, family friendly storytelling.

But please, whatever you do, kindly refrain from giggling at my spectacularly tiny penis.

Well now... What's this? Why it's The Laugh Out Loud award given to me by Gary, blog author of Klahanie. This charismatic genius of wordplay, humorous blogger and all around swell guy was also a worthy recipient of The LOL Award. I thank thee, Lord Of Laughs, for this most awesome of awards.

In all serious, I very much appreciate the award, dude.

When I was a complete newbie to the Internet, I wasn't sure what the fuck "LOL" really meant. In fact, I thought it stood for any of the following:

Lick-able Only Larvae
Little Old Lucifer
Lebanese Onanism Leakage
Little Old Lesbians*
Leaky Old Leper
Leathery Old Leg
Likable Odd Lech
Lederhosen Only Leisurewear
Little Opportunistic Leprechauns
Leathery Old Labia
Licker Of Lice
Lots Of Lupus

... and much, much more.

*borrowed from Gary (thanks, man)

I'm supposed to give this award to other bloggers that I feel are truly worthy recipients. So here goes...

The Wolf, blog author of The S.N.A.F.U. Report. This guy's humorous tirades are the stuff of legends. He'll make you bust your gut laughing or else.

Gorilla Bananas, blog author of The Japing Ape. This witty, storytelling simian bills himself as The World's Leading Anthropological Ape. Check him out.

Michael, blog author of Gotta Be P.C.. Sure, Michael might post something up on his blog maybe once in a blue moon, but when he does, it throws me into such a laughing fit, that many folks think I'm slightly bonkers. Imagine that!

LiliPixi, blog author of It's a Lollipop World, is somebody I've just recently been reading and she never fails to give me laughs aplenty when I visit her site. She has a unique, humorous perspective on the world. Check her out!

MarytrMom, blog author of what else?... MarytrMom. Her humorous personal stories, videos and commentary are more enough to split my sides. This mother of four has a very down-to-earth appeal and she never fails to give me a much needed chuckle.

Well, folks, I encourage all of you to check these fine recipients out. Now excuse me while I go on my daily quest for Internet clown porn. This Likable Odd Lech is out the door! See ya!


Gorilla Bananas said...

Congratulations on your award, man. An award like that is as almost as good as a big dick. If anyone laughs at your actual one just stick the award down their throat. That's what I'm doing with my one. Thanks for giving it to me, you have my eternal gratitude.

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- Cool beans, Mr. Bananas. Besides, some chicks dig lil' dicks. They find them cute and nonthreatening. And you are, of course, welcome for the prestigious award.

klahanie said...

Aha Kelly,
You were a most obvious choice to me. And I'm really glad that you passed on this award to such a fine collection of talent. I shall duly check em' out. Of course, I already know 'The Wolf' and that dude makes me ROFL whilst PMSL. No, I have no fucking idea what those abbreviations mean.
Anyway, congratulations to you and the recipients of this highly treasured award.
Have a good weekend. LOQ
Gary :-)

Kelly said...

klahanie- Thanks, Gary. I have no idea what those abbreviations mean either. What the hell is LOQ? At least, the others I've seen before here and there. I think PMSL means Please Me, Salty Lady. I'm not sure why she would taste salty but I sure as hell know why she would taste fishy.

I'm not making a wee bit o' sense but I'm not going to let that stop me. It hasn't before. Am I rambling? Why yes I am and there's not a thing you can do about. I'm just going to sit here and type and type and type and...

klahanie said...

I made that one up. LOQ means Laugh Out Quiet as opposed to what ever the heck LOL, means. Someone once told me that LOL meant 'Lots Of Love'. Oh gosh and gee whiz....
Now then, I heading back to my goddam blog. You just keep on typing and typing....

The Wolf said...

Oh my giddy ass thanks for such a prestigeous award, I shall print this marvelous gift out and frame it. I'll put it right beside my collection of stuffed deak hooker heads and my collection of finly crafted tin foil hats that help keep the government from beaming subliminal messages into my brain.

LilPixi said...

Kelly, you made my freakin' week.
I didn't know if I'd be one to ever receive some kind of blog award, let alone one I take such great pride in. lol
Thank you so kindly.
Gotta have my coffee & round up the funny 5.

Kelly said...

klahanie- Yeah, I read that LOL meant, in the beginning, Lots Of Love, too. It's on Wikipedia about that. Oh gosh, gee whiz and you betcha!

Take care, dude.

Kelly said...

The Wolf- I hope you have those dead hooker heads stuffed, man. If you don't clean out the brains and stuff, they draw flies and maggots. Trust me on this. I know.

You're most welcome on the award, man. Have a dandy weekend.

Kelly said...

LiliPixi- I'm glad I made your freakin' week! Now that you've won this most prestigious award, you have real, honest-to-goodness bragging rights. Show your friends and family. They'll be jealous.

You're welcome for the award. You deserve it. Drink your coffee, round 'em up and put them into the corral.

THE SNEE said...

Congratulations Kelly! The LOL Award truly found a good home-especially after showing us all that Isabella Rosselini is alive and well spreading seeds of insect inspiration to us all-hmmm...what does that even mean? I'm really happy for you, and now I'm going to go check out the blogs that you highlighted since LOLing is a very nice way to spend time(depending on the definition of course). Have a fun Sunday!

Kelly said...

The SNEE- Thank you! I always knew the actress, Isabella Rosselini, was a little quirky. Hell, you can tell that when she comes on talk shows and blathers on. But damn... Her series on the Sundance channel about how animals copulate goes well beyond quirky.

Take care and have yourself a dandy day, lady. :)

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