MY FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES (volume one)
"Sometimes you eat the bear... Sometimes the bear eats you."
From The Big Lebowski
"We all go a little mad sometimes"
Norman Bates in Psycho
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's done with someone I love."
From Annie Hall
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."
Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis) from A Fish Called Wanda
"Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! Ha, ha."
Jack Nicholson in The Shining
"...I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Robert De Niro in Meet The Parents
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
Rutget Hauer in Blade Runner
"Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable; that is why you are here. And now for the first time we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that faithful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friends, we can not keep this a secret any longer; let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your heart stand the shocking facts about the grave robbers from outer space?"
Plan 9 From Outer Space
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
A Clockwork Orange
"Norman. Come here. Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."
"I don't hear a thing."
On Golden Pond
Gollum from The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
"At my signal, unleash hell."
Russell Crowe from Gladiator
"It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive."
W.C. Fields from You're Telling Me
(This isn't from a movie but I thought it was funny and true enough)
"I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want."
Stephen Fry, actor, claims straight women don't really like sex.
"Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."
Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton) from Beetlejuice
"Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?"
Maxine from Being John Malkovich
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
From The Blues Brothers
Kirk: "What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?"
Sybok: "I don't control minds. I free them."
From Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier
"There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!"
Willy Wonka From Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
Pete: What's the devil look like?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, Pete, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
Tommy Johnson: Oh no, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound.
From O' Brother, Where Art Thou?
"What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it."
McMurphy (Nicholson) From One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest