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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Here's Looking At You, Freak

I get creeped out by cock-eyed, walled and freaky eyed people. Why can't they all go on some island together and live... Live far away from me. Next one of you crazy eyed motherfuckers get near me I'm going to set you ablaze.

Of course, that would just make you creepier... Unless you had the decency to quickly burn to a crisp and land face first so I don't have to see your boiled or seared eyeballs.

Even though I liked Marty Feldman as an actor and comedian, he still freaked me out a little with his fucked up eyes. Yes, I even felt a little sorry for him, but hey, the mind is bothered by what the mind is bothered by. some people are freaked out by clowns. For me, it's folks with fucked up eyeballs. My favorite movie with him in it, is Young Frankenstein.


Some imbecile getting an eye tattoo. For real. Why?


Again... Why?

Steve Buscemi. Can you guess which hilarious movie this image is from?


I think I saw this at a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum. Loads of freaky things to be found at those museums.


Spooky shit here. Beats a clown any day, in regards to creepiness.

Bubbles, from The Trailer Park Boys TV Show. He makes me laugh with his antics but I'd still set him on fire for free.


A nice biker couple. Take your "Born To Be Wild" asses away from me, goddamn it!


12 comments:

MartyrMom said...

These eyes scare me too. I never know which one to look at??? Funny we were just discussing the Young Frankenstien......walk this way!!

The Wolf said...

What kind of weirdo gets their eyes tatootded. I don't get squeemish over many things but things going near my eyes bug the hell out of me, theres no way in hell I'd let someone jab a needle in my eye.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Ernest Borgnine had great psycho eyes, and you need to confront your fears by putting in the eye drops for him. Then you'll be ready to join me in a night patrol so we can kick some biker butt.

THE SNEE said...

Kelly, Eye have an i on you. I live with an eye guy who carries a scalpal.....now I wonder if he ever needs to remove eye tatoos-yuck! You live on the edge, but now I must see the soothing side of autumn over at your photo site. Happy Halloween!

Kelly said...

MarytrMom- I know... really. With cock eyed or wall eyed folks, you never really know which eyeball is the one you should be talking to. When I talk to people, I like to look 'em in the eyes, damn it! Very irritating.

I'm trying to remember that particular scene, but can't, for some reason. It's been at least 15 years since I saw that movie, I bet. Maybe I'll find a clip of it on the net. Take care.

Kelly said...

The Wolf- I'm with you there, man. That's why I can't wear contacts. My eyes are too sensitive- even for eye drops. The answer to your question: The kind of weirdo who only feels empowered, somehow, when they receive any kind of attention- positive or negative.

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- Oh, yeah... I remember him. He always had that mad bulldog look about him. I guess you know he just starred in that movie, Red, with Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren.

I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to administer regular eye drops in Ernest's eyes. It would have to be Sulphuric Acid, even though he's probably an okay guy.

Give me a call when you're ready to go night patrolling.

Kelly said...

THE SNEE- Good lord, you live with an eye guy with a scalpel? Is he a real, honest-to-goodness eye doctor or does this person enjoy cutting people eyeballs out of their sockets on Tuesdays and Thursdays but never on the weekend?

Yes, go forth upon my most latest brilliant creation- Pics For Kicks- and revitalize your spirit and stuff.

klahanie said...

Eye, eye, eye, Eye is late in replying to this bug-eyed blog. Eye'm glad Eye stopped to take a look. Right Eye'm outta' here.....
0-0

Kelly said...

klahanie- Better late than never, dude. I know how it is. Eye'm just glad to see your smiling mug on this comment thing-a-ma-jiggy.

Lana Gramlich said...

Yay, Bubbles! (LOVE Trailer Park Boys!)

Kelly said...

Lana- Yeah, me too. But those eyes still freak me out. lol.

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