I get creeped out by cock-eyed, walled and freaky eyed people. Why can't they all go on some island together and live... Live far away from me. Next one of you crazy eyed motherfuckers get near me I'm going to set you ablaze.
Of course, that would just make you creepier... Unless you had the decency to quickly burn to a crisp and land face first so I don't have to see your boiled or seared eyeballs.
Even though I liked Marty Feldman as an actor and comedian, he still freaked me out a little with his fucked up eyes. Yes, I even felt a little sorry for him, but hey, the mind is bothered by what the mind is bothered by. some people are freaked out by clowns. For me, it's folks with fucked up eyeballs. My favorite movie with him in it, is Young Frankenstein.
I think I saw this at a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum. Loads of freaky things to be found at those museums.
Spooky shit here. Beats a clown any day, in regards to creepiness.
Bubbles, from The Trailer Park Boys TV Show. He makes me laugh with his antics but I'd still set him on fire for free.
A nice biker couple. Take your "Born To Be Wild" asses away from me, goddamn it!