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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween is coming up fast. Here are a few images and ideas to help get you thinking about what you want to wear at the Halloween party you're going to attend. After all, you want to look your best! And don't forget your pet. I'm sure it will want to dress up in an uncomfortable or embarrassing outfit, as well.

You're welcome.















18 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Are you sure the nuns are celebrating Halloween? I thought those costumes were for the Pope's birthday. The Genie with the dick-lamp is the most intriguing. Would you rub that lamp if Barbara Eden were inside giving him a blowjob? I think that's a tough decision for most men.

MartyrMom said...

okay, so what's the guy with all the kids attached to him? the world?? that might make a good one!
I've seen the genie one...the boners look mighty interesting....you'd be touched all night...hum......i wonder if they become erect??????

klahanie said...

Oh yeah, great Halloween ideas! However, these look like the folks and pets I see on the streets in this lil' ol' town, every day of the week.
I think for Halloween, it might be a really cool idea to like dress as so called normal people in this here, lil' ol' town.
Cheerio, old chap :-)

The Wolf said...

Those are some great ideas for Halloween, I really like Wall-marts new gift bags idea, I can see how that one is going to catch one.

As for my costume choice I'm sticking with the trid and true crotchless lobster suit and trenchcoat. For some reason though the police always try to arrest me....guess their jealous?

Gucci Mama said...

Kelly, baby, I cannot be the only one who wants to see a picture of you trick or treating in a Wal Mart bag. Right? Who's with me?

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm with Gucci Mama.

The Green-Eyed Brat said...

is it bad that I actually really love the fuck and kill chicks?!??!

I only wish my bestie was here so we could dres up as that OR that I knew a chick cool enough to see the pure genius in it and do it with me....

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- Hahaha...I'm not rubbing or touching any dude's dick lamp. It was a quick decision. But I would touch Barbara Eden (the younger version). I would be more than happy to be her Master.

Now if I could get those nuns and Jeannie together, I would have a very happy Halloween.

Kelly said...

MarytrMom- I have zero idea what the dude with the babies hanging off of him is representing. It could be the world. He could be a freaking mutant. The BonerDude's flaccid dongs might become erect if they were... uh... gently persuaded, perhaps. :)

Kelly said...

klahanie- Wow. You have people walking around, dressed like this, in your town? That's cool. You're lucky. That would be a hell of a freak show, wouldn't it? I wonder what would happen if the nun chicks and the Wal-Mart girl "accidentally" tripped and fell on top of BonerDude. Would that create the guy with all the babies hanging off of him?

Once you have found the answer to this very important question, you will be greatly enlightened and see visions of Buddha.

Kelly said...

The Wolf- Thanks, man. Yeah, the Wal-Mart bag costume has real potential. I'm trying to get my wife to pose in one but she won't do it. I guess I'm just going to have to show her how it's done and pose in a Wally World bag, myself. Gucci Mama seems interested in the idea, as well, so I'm getting stoked about it.

woo hoo.

Your choice of the crotchless lobster suit would also be proper attire for going to your neighborhood church. Try it out and let me know how many compliments you get.

Kelly said...

Gucci Mama- I assure you if I should wear a Wal-Mart bag for trick or treat, it will contain treats aplenty for everyone!

The good news is, I'm gonna pose with nothing on but a Wal-Mart bag and adorn my next blog post with a picture of that tantalizing pose. Everyone shall rejoice, for sure.

lol

Kelly said...

Gorilla Bananas- If I put on a Wal-Mart bag and post it here on the blog, you have to promise you won't look and poke fun at my nutty candy apples.

Kelly said...

The Green Eyed Brat- No, it's not bad at all... In fact, it's freakin' great. Shows you have a a slightly demented side. I highly respect that in a person.

I know several female psychopathic friends who would love to wear those shirts with you. I'll give you their numbers later. :)

Thanks for visiting the site. Stop by anytime. I'll be checking your own blog here in a sec. Take care.

bazza said...

Blimey Kelly, you must spend hours trolling round some very weird sites to gather those pics - or maybe they're from your family album!

Lana Gramlich said...

OMG...some are so funny and some are just really disturbing. *LOL*

Kelly said...

bazza- Hee hee. No, they're not from my family album but if my family were any more fucked up than they already are- they could well be. Actually, my system of pic collecting is like this... If I see a strange or interesting or funny pic every so often- I'll snatch it off the net- put it in a folder titled like say... COSTUMES... or whatever and save it for a later time when I need it for a blog post.

When I have the time, my interests take me here, there and everywhere on the net. Not all of the sites are weird or humorous. Quite a few are science sites or sites like National Geographic or whatever. You should see my book collection. I've got a freakin' library's worth. :)

Soooooo.... there ya go.

Kelly said...

Lana Gramlich- Hey there, lady... How's it going? Yeah, some of these pics are funny while others are quite disturbing. No argument there! ;) Variety is, as they say, the spice of life. Hee hee.

Thanks for dropping by. I'll be at your site to comment later tonight. Take care.

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