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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Fortune Faded and A Threat From Granny

Fortune Faded is a cool song. You must now Play the equally cool video you see here in front of your eyeballs or I will be forced to make you lick a grandmother's camel toes.

If you're a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan, you've likely already heard this tune. If not, you'll like it anyway. Remember: If you don't play this video, then I will physically make you lick granny's wide open, maggot-infested, cobwebbed beaver.

Your choice.

SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT? Remember: I've got an old woman sitting by me, waiting impatiently for you to make the choice that should not be made so she can expose to you her wrinkled meat snatch in the box and get an enthusiastic licking from you, in return . No, you don't get to ask why I have an old naked geriatric sitting beside me. I don't know myself. She just magically appeared. And now she seems to be getting more frustrated than before. Honest.


Sir Tom Eagerly said...

Hello Kelly, just run that past me one more time before I make a decision. Exactly how old is this delightful granny you have lined up?
One can't rush these decisions.

Kelly said...

Sir Tom- She's only 104 years young. She also comes with the added bonus of having a case of crabs....

...In her coochie.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I thought it was an emotionally-barren and unmelodic dirge. Bring on the senile snatch, I've eaten worse things in my time. I'll rub strawberry lube on it first.

Kelly said...

Hey, GB... The old cunt will be knockin' at your door any second now. Be prepared to chow down on crabs and maggots besides the inflamed meat wallet between her sagging thighs that she demands you give a good tongue lashing.

Take care.

bazza said...

I like the Chillies but this is not their best. I like Californication. I think I'll leave grandma to Sir Tom!

Kelly said...

bazza- Sir Tom will be pleased.

klahanie said...

'Take out your false teeth granny cause I wanna' suck on your gums' as the J. Geils Band, said.
This is not one of my more preferred songs by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Fuck it....let Sir Tom's posh mouth and tongue weave his magic on her 'eagerly' waiting fly-infested pie.

MarytrMom said...

glad I like
Chili Peppers......EEEWWWW on the Granny carpet

Kelly said...

klahanie- Suckin' granny gums? Ewww. And by the way, are we talking about her mouth gums or vaginal gums?

That's cool about not liking the song. So far, that seems to be the popular opinion on this one.

Sir Tom has a posh mouth? Old wrinkly, fly-infested vaginae? Oh My! and... What the heck? Hey, there he goes now.

Kelly said...

MarytrMom- Hahaha. Be careful where you step on that granny carpet. I think someone spilled some juice.

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