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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Here's The Outside Scene Around My Place

First, we had our shitload of snow. Then we had our icy rain storm on top of that. Then we had a grand ol' second dumping of snow for the third layer. So far, 10 to 11 inches of snow and ice. Since the driveway/parking lot of our apartment complex is a frozen tundra and at the bottom of a hill, we are snowbound- with only two rolls of toilet paper left. When that runs out, I'll have to start using one of our cats to wipe my ass.




Here's some shots of our back balcony. Thought these were kinda cool.





These are my two cats. The grey, brown and white calico is Mufasa, named from a character from "The Lion King" movie. She's heavily matted now. Mufasa has trouble licking her hair out, especially her back and ass parts, because she's so chubby. In a couple weeks, we're going to get her shaved. She'll be put out first, of course. The last time someone tried to shave her, while she was awake, she bit a dozen holes through her leather muzzle until finally breaking through and taking a chunk out of the pet groomer's arm. After that, she celebrated victory by pissing and shitting all over the place. Ordinarily, she's very loving toward us. Doesn't care much for strangers, however. Tends to hiss and sometimes nip. Adorable.







Luckily, we didn't get sued by the pet groomer. Heh heh.



The next one here is of Victor, our red haired tabby. He's my baby. In this shot, you can see him doing something he's not supposed to do- which is get up on our kitchen table chair. And yes, that's our very cluttered kitchen table in the backround. LOL.




So there you go. That's all I got for now.

9 comments:

Damian (666) said...

Wow its almost like your a normal person, kinda freaky. I haven't read ya story yet but I'm still waiting to learn how to read.

Majase Cyc said...

Is it me, or does Victor have a "fuck you and your camera" look?

Also, just to kick a man when he's down, we had a snow flurry here for maybe 2 hours last week. The first hint of snow seen here in like a decade, lololololol.

Oh well, maybe it evens out when it's over 100 degrees here, with 90% humidity for months on end in the Summer.

Something is seriously fucked when you are covered in sweat at 3:00AM from just walking out to your car to grab a CD for a total of 2 minutes.

Damian (666) said...

P.S Love the new look d00d if I were a chick it would get me all wet. PEACE

Kelly said...

Damo: I'm anything but normal. The normal folks in this world to me are dull and without imagination. They might has well be dirt. They're that bland.

Good to hear from from you again, dude. I thought you had been hijacked for ransom and then no one paid, of course, and then you met the nasty end of a shotgun and then they left your rotting, but still breathing, corpse somewhere in the middle of the outback of Australia.

You still haven't read all of my delightful, wholesome sci-fi story I sent? Shame on the Damo.

Glad you like the new look. Speaking of getting wet.... ah no. Nevermind.

Kelly said...

Majase: Yeah, Victor is giving me is classic "Fuck U Look". Hell, he gives me that look even while I'm petting his little hairy noggin.

Yeah, that's really sad to hear you got that wimpy lil' flurry. What a goddamn struggle it must have been for ya. Bastard! LOL.

You must live in California or close to it the way you describe the weather there.

Pwn Greenland said...

You guys are pussies. Barack Obama would've have dismissed such weather, calling instead for some "Chicago flint toughness".

Anyhow, thanks for the montage on your sidebar although I would've prefered you to have used a picture of a diseased penis.

Kelly said...

Why you no good mean ol' meanie...why would i want to show a picture of yer diseased wang on my wholesome family website......heoolllmigefivgltiossna

J. Alden Page said...

Wow! Where do you live? I'm back in mt and there isn't a flake on the ground.

Kelly said...

Well, Jared, all that snow is gone now. Now, we're having 60 degree weather. It's crazy weather season here in this midwest burg. Tomorrow, we're having strong winds of 60 miles per hour and thunderstorms.

BTW, I'm surprised Montana hasn't seen snow yet. Who would have thought???

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