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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Now Why Is That?

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree. " Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here. " Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"

"Tarzan check for bees!"

This joke made me laugh. It also got me to thinking why, in this society, is it easier to accept a guy getting kicked between the legs as humor- but not a woman.

America's Funniest Home Video's bread and butter is their endless collection of clips of people getting hurt. About half of those are of guys receiving a wallop to the berries. This almost always garners a laugh from the audience and some people sitting at home, watching.

Men may laugh but they also wince. We know what it's like to get our nuts crunched. It's quite excruciating. Rarely do you see a woman getting a kick or swift whack to the coochie in those clips. I guess it's somehow not as funny in tv land so it isn't shown. From what I've been told by a couple females I know, it hurts like hell when they take a hit to the love pocket.

But why is it "funnier" to show a man getting hurt instead of a woman? Seems sexist to me. What do you think?


Me-Me King said...

Ouch! I think it would hurt no matter the gender. Sexist? Well, yeah.

Kelly said...

Yeah, Me-Me King, that's what I thought. It is sexist. My sister is in karate classes and took a kick there once. She said she thought she was going to faint.

~Static~ said...

Aw, take your kick in the nuts and suck it up. =P

Jes kiddin'... you can always refer to this video when it comes to female crotch kickin' fun:

Kelly said...

Can't handle anymore kicks to the nuts, man. One of my testicles is bloated to the size of a small apple. The doctor calls it a hydroseal. Happened after my second hernia operation. If I don't sit right, it hurts like hell.

I put the video clip up on my next post. You're right. It is female crotch kickin' fun. Thanks for the link.

~Static~ said...


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