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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Sad Reality Of The Auto Bailout


Me-Me King said...

Dear Santa,

Please bring me a shiny new Volvo convertible for Christmas this year. The way that Volvo top divides into 3 parts and disappears is freakin' amazing. Plus, those Volvos don't start falling apart after 75,000 miles.

Your friend,
G. Richard Wagoner, Jr.

Kelly said...

I'll be your Santa, Me-Me. I've got a whole motherlode to spend this year. Not only am I going to give you a shiny new Volvo convertible for Christmas, but I'm sending over a couple 6 ft tall, lean muscular Alpha elves that are going to do your bidding during the holiday season. These guys are hard, tan and ready to go. Anything you desire. You know. Paint the house. Wash the windows. Cook your meals. Fix what needs fixing.

Ho ho ho.

Majase Cyc said...


Dude, that poster is so funny and dead on, I want to shit, giggle and cum all at once.

Where did you find that thing? or do you know who made it?

Excellent find as always

Kelly said...

Thanks, dude. And you're right. That poster is dead on concerning the auto companies.

I'm not sure where I found this on the net. I have a tendency to jump around so much while netsurfin' that I never know whether I'm comin' or going.

If you do all those things you mentioned in your comment, you're going to need more than a couple kleenexes. LOL.

Pwn Greenland said...

Fuck the big three.

My unicycle is superior.

Kelly said...

You are correct, Qelqoth. Fuck 'em. BTW, I'd like to see you riding that unicycle. If you're pretty good at it, let me know. The next time you're riding it, I can throw a rabid cat at ya. That can be my present to ya.

Muh-errry Fuckin' Christmas To All.

Pwn Greenland said...

Since my digital camera isn't working, here is an accurate artist's portrayal of my unicycle in action:

Magnificent Men and their Flying Machines

Kick ass.

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