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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

A Prime Example of Good Taste and Refinement


Gabriel and Richard Swab, the toast of New York's high society, were currently invited to the Governor's mansion for a charity benefit this past Tuesday. As a show of ample generosity, the sophisticated couple have given a substantial amount of time and money to the Governor's Crotch Rot Relief Foundation, citing that everyone claiming to have a heart to contribute something of themselves for such a worthy cause.

In the past, the Swabs have been applauded by critics and predominate officials, alike, for their unswerving excellence in all things sophisticated and proper.

21 comments:

Gucci Mama said...

I just fucking love you. That is all.

Kelly said...

Why thank you, Gucci Mama. That really is the best thing I've heard all day. You're sweet.

Sir Tom Eagerly said...

You will forgive me Kelly if I don't go quite as far as Gucci Mama but your are an entertainment, so you are!

bazza said...

Kelly, you and Gucci Mama should get a room!

One of The Guys said...

What just happened?!

Kelly said...

Sir Tom Eagerly- I'm glad you didn't go that far, Sir Tom. I'd be blushing right about now. Then I'd fart. Yes, I find myself entertaining, as well. Sometimes I perform magic tricks using only my nostril hair.

Kelly said...

bazza- That's just what I was thinkin', dude. But then I remembered my nuts are permanently attached to the ol' ball and chain (wife) and remembered that she could do some real damage to my manly bits.

Darn the luck.

Kelly said...

One of The Guys- What just happened? What just happened, you ask. Why it was most spectacular event that ever happened on Earth, that's what it was. And I'm sorry you missed it. :(

oh well.

klahanie said...

I think you should all get a room in some location that is geographically agreeable to each concerned. Just think of all the fun you could have with Sir Tom Eagerly as you dress him up as some kind of deviant butler slave.
Sorry, does this have anything to do with your posting? I am so confused.
Cheerio and all that sort of rot...

Kelly said...

klahanie- What a brilliant idea, Gary! And you're invited, as well. I say we all take part in dressing Sir Tom up as either a deviant butler slave or a little fire hydrant fucking chihuahua. Imagine the fun!

No, this has squat to do with the posting and I am equally confused. Thanks for the Cheerios! I like 'em with milk!

klahanie said...

So thrilled you would invite me along to your um, shall we say, let's dress Sir Tom in various props. I think he would make a nifty coffee table...
You like your Cheerios with milk eh?
I was going to send you some cream for them...spurt lol

Kelly said...

Eeeewwww. Yucko. Keep your spurty cream to yourself, man. lol.

But that's a nifty idea for Sir Tom being a coffee table. Sometimes, I prop my feet up on my coffee table. Don't know about you.

klahanie said...

Hey what a great way to get hits on your site. Leave a comment that makes me to want to reply. So here you go...have another hit...cough, cough.
I have some 'occasional' furniture. So, I wonder what it is at other times. Anyway, I put my stinky feet on the coffee table cause I'm such a rebel and I'm fucking awesome!!!

Brand New Day said...

Thsi is what you're doing Klahanie? I thought I read on the Butter Jesus comments that you were gonna come and comment onmY site! What happened? where's your comment on my site? I've been waiting for it! All mouth....!!!!

Brand New Day said...

PS sorry Kelly - really rude of me to nag someone else via your comments.
Re above post.
I don't really understand if these are real people or not. We have some strange peeps in my hometown, trumpton, but they still need to fart like everyone else.
These people look like they couldn't fart unless it becomes fashionable, then they'd get their assholes un-sewn.
I can't imagine them kicking back and having a chippie in front of the TV - therefor I can only pity them for what their missing!
Abide.

klahanie said...

Pardon me one moment, Kelly. Hello 'Brand New Day', there is a comment waiting approval over at your site.
Right...I'm outta' here....

Static said...

That's ALOTTA dough to be shelling out for live kinky porn. But that chick is kinda hot. Does she do anal? now that's lawl-some!!1

Kelly said...

klahanie- I'll take that hit, cough, cough -and hand it right back to ya, pal. And here's a brownie for you to scarf down later.

You're awesome?! Why that sounds suspiciously like someone I know from Kansas. I'm not talking to CB right now, am I? Sneaky. Sneaky.

Looks like that Brand New Day feller is gettin' a might jealous. lol.

Kelly said...

Brand New Day- Uh, dude, they're not real people. lol.

Kelly said...

Static- I know. Tell me about it. And for the record, she does do anal. I fucked her in the ass and came on her back and all I got for my efforts was a lousy case of "poopy dick".

She's really quite eloquent. Wish she would wipe her ass every once in awhile, though.

Kelly said...

Brand New Day- Sorry I called you a feller. I just found out you're a woman. Oops!

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