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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Checklist

It's a good idea to have a handy check list made out around this busy time of year. I learned that a list will help you keep organized and right on schedule.

Here's a few things I have on my to do list:

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The Angry Lurker said...

Buy porn and have a cattle prod....check!

bazza said...

Neat website. I just visited for a play around - great fun!
The cattle prod is a neat idea too!
I will try to hide one under the Christmas dinner table. If I can't do that it will have to be fart cushions. Again.

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Pickleope said...

"Buy porn as a reward." Followed later by, "remember, you bought porn." I loved it. Very funny post. I wonder if the sticky notes people envisioned a scenario where their product would be used in such a way.

Kelly said...

The Angry Lurker- If you do only those 2 things this holiday season, you will be all set.

Kelly said...

bazza- It is neat, isn't it? cattle prods are neat to have around the house for unruly guests who have out-stayed their welcome. I generally limit their stay for an hour if I'm feeling charitable. That "hide one under the family dinner table" strategy is sound, bazza. It also works on your spouse when he or she snores too loudly.

Kelly said...

Pickleope- Glad you enjoyed that, my friend. And thanks for the compliment. Frankly, I wondered that, too, if they envisioned this type of scenario and all I could come up with was how much I'd like to zap them with my cattle prod as they're having mad sex. Then I continued watching the birds outside and gave a happy whistle.

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