Oh, what a treat! You're all cordially invited to gaze upon this fine collection of whimsical, inspirational, aesthetically pleasing holiday treasures in this most excellent post at Psycho Carnival. Behold!
|Wouldn't this wonderful firefighter/merman hybrid decoration look fantastic on your tree this year? If you can find his special taint button, he may just give you a good holiday hosing.|
|Look, everyone! Why... it's a graceful ballerina, enchanting one and all with the fluidity of her magical moves and oddly proportioned bosom. If I were a betting gentleman, I would say those nipples could poke an eye out.|
|I'm not quite sure what to make of this fucking thing. Happy Holidays!|