Also: I've been told by some of you living outside the U.S. that you are unable to watch the video. I've had trouble with people (in the past), living outside the U.S., not being able to see vids from Spike TV, where this originally comes from. In regards to that, here's a link to the same clip on You Tube. Maybe you'll have better luck seeing it there. It's funny as fuck.
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I just fn lost it. I LOVE 1,000 Ways to Die. My mom does too. Those of us who love the show seem to have that particular twisted sense of humor.
My friend Pat used to light his ex girlfriend's farts on fire ALL the time, just when they were bored for a laugh.
Imagine, I could have had that rare story to tell - "A flaming fart killed my friend."
That was great.
"sorry, this video is unavailable from your location".
From the comment above, I would guess it's about the wasteful practice of lighting farts. Is he a relative of yours?
Hot from the desk of Sir Tom Eagerly:
Hello Kelly. You will be delighted to learn that I'm back! Hooray!
One of the first places I visted is my buddy Kelly. But, do you know, when one tries to play the video it says 'not available in your location'? Do they mean Eagerly Towers or the whole UK?
Never mind, toodle-pip old boy!
Wow... when I woke up this morning, I would have won that contest... I would have peeled the wallpaper off that frathouse's walls...
It didn't help that I laughed a lot to this video, squeaking and pooting the entire time...
What the hell did I eat last night???
I hope I don't die....
Oh God, I'm gonna die....
Hey Kelly, want me to leave you my magic 8ball in my will? It may smell a little like chorizo right now, but that will fade away...
LilPixi- Yeah, it's fuckin' great! That show always shows people dying by their own stupidity. That makes it OK to laugh your ass off at them. My family, like yours, has a twisted sense of humor like that, too. It's great to be around open minded people like that, isn't it?
I wonder if your friend Pat's girlfriend ever had her whoopity-doo hairs catch on fire when they did that. My cousin would do that around our campfire drinkin' parties and one time, accidentally burnt up pants and asshole. We all expressed more concern for his pants than his asshole, though. Heh heh.
That would be an awesome story to tell your grandchildren. lol. Take care, LilPixi.
Gorilla Bananas- That's too bad you didn't get to see this video, man. It was hysterical. Since you and Sir Tom can't see it, I doubt if anyone outside the U.S. will be able to see it, as well. I noticed some vid from Spike TV are like that.
Nope, not a relative of mine. Ha ha.
Sir Tom- Hey, you're back. That's great, man. I was wondering how you've been. Glad this was one of your first stops while coming back to the bloggy world. Sorry you couldn't see the video, dude.
I doubt if anyone outside the U.S. will be able to see it, as well. I noticed some vid from Spike TV are like that.
Anyway, take care, Sir Tom. Welcome back!
Lost.in.Idaho- Did you squeak like your cat, Weeble? lol. Remind me to put a gas mask on to go along with my flame retardant suit (just to be safe) if I visit you, man. lol. Maybe you ate a basket full of jalapeño peppers last night and you just forgot. I don't know how you'd forget... maybe it was Jack Daniels you drank to wash them down.
Yes, please leave your Magic 8 ball to me in your will. I lost mine, recently and I use it to make all the important choices in my life. :-) Take care, man.
This could be a whole new take on Stephen King's Fire Starter!! LOL!
The Minute Man's Wife- You know it! Love that book, btw. That kid in this clip should be used by our military to thwart all of our enemies. The Human FlameThrower!
In addition to being hella entertaining, that was extremely educational! It's good to know there are some people who have put the fart to good use.
Skrib- I heartily agree. If only today's youth could aspire to such a worthy topic to study and engage in. Cheers and farts to ya!
Btw, what heck is the URL of your blog. I wanna go check it out and your blogger profile says nothing about your blog.
@ Kelly - If only today's youth had the enthusiasm for such a topic too.
You didn't find my blog because I don't have one for my profile. Although a certain someone has encouraged..um...ME..er..um..to start one. Or to join in on Homeless in Seattle. ;)
I'm not sure which direction I should take. But I think I may go to Fart Camp and blog about that.
Why do we love road kill so much?
So that's what can happen if you work out your fart! Yikes!
I think I better keep an extra bucket of water around just in case someone let's one loose!
Skrib- Today's youth should stay close to this topic and smell the wonders it beholds.
Are you sure you're not Static?
Fart camp is your best bet. Don't forget to sign up for the program they have there called "Farting Through A Multi-Colored Straw"
Sex'n'Fries- I've often wondered about that.
THE SNEE- That happened to me last Tuesday. I lit a fart and burned all the fur off my pussy(cat). A bucket of water around such potential situations is smart thinking. I'd also have have a handy mop around, in case somebody lets loose with some accidental Hershey squirting, instead of a planned fart.
But more important than all of this is the fact that I gave you a special award on the previous post and I hope you will check it out, Rebecca. :)
Hi Kelly, thanks for the You Tube link - that works.
I heard once about someone who burnt out their intestines when they got a back-blast from a lit fart. Ouch sounds nasty!
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Coolest award ever! I think you have a future In Grammy Award design. THANK YOU so much for thinking of me Kelly! You should know that I'm decidedly more of a Pygmy person than a ketchup person. As I explained to a partially clad Gary over at the original blog Klahanie, Pygmies make me feel quite tall, and ketchup just stains my shirts. As for an original statement, or photo......I think I'll let my blog do the "talking". I can't wait to see where this award travels, for you really keep the originality game going with your creativity. I hope you are well Kelly. BTW, winter just won't let up here!
Hello Kelly, well hello Kelly.....
Fart of all, I would like to stank you for providing that stink, I mean link, so us goddam foreign type dudes and dudettes could delight in that there video.
That was a very educational video, amongst other things. In fart, I would give it a 10 out of 10 on the gas scale of training for the upcoming Fartathon Olympics to be held in a Chilli House near you. I hope that this inspirational video has made you want to achieve even greater heights in your own personal goal of being the world's thunder butt champion.
Gosh and a wet juicy, lingering fart your way, now don't y'all get jealous....here goes....'FFFFFFaaaaaarrrrrtttttt!!!!!!!!!!!'
bazza- You're welcome. I hope the video made you hungry for chocolaty treats!
That's pretty bad about the dude burning out his intestines by a lit fart. I bet that ruined his day. :)
THE SNEE- Thank you for saying that. And you're welcome. Ah, I figured you for a Pygmy person but I didn't want to mention your smallish size. Hahahahahaha... Get it? Gosh, I'm full of funny!
Yes, let your blog do the talking. Your work should stand as a statement, indeed. I'm as well as I can be but I'm not going to go into that. I did have a great day, Sunday, with my Dad, sister and the two nieces so that was surprising and nice. I made a fool out of myself on an electric scooter type thing at Lowe's and made my youngest niece giggle so that made my day.
So you still have winter going on up where you live, eh? That's wild. It's constantly raining here now. It will be like that for 2 weeks until the sun finally comes out. We call this time, as of now, Spring.
Take care, Rebecca :-)
klahanie- By god, you made it! I was getting so worried about you, I sent a search party for you deep in the woods of Kentucky. I told 'em to listen, HARD, for the sounds of a man squealing like a stuck lil' piggy. Woo & Hoooo.
Yes, I was kind enough to leave you pesky foreigners a link so youz could enjoy that there high class entertainment, sure as shit. Truly, I am an angel. I'm tickled pinko that your were edumucated by this dandy piece of film makin'.
Happy squealin', good buddy Gary! And y'all take good care. I reckon you'll be sore so you better get your rest. G'Night!
"Farting Through A Multi-Colored Straw"
I've done that! There's a program for that?
Yes and there a program called "How To Face Your Fears While Taking a Crap In Front of Murderers and Other Criminals"- But I think you have to go to prison for that one.
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