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Sunday, February 1, 2009

3 Of The Oddest Marine Creatures I've Ever Seen

Image of a bizarre sea horse. They've always appeared to me as something from another planet. What do you think? If you woke up to a 3 or 4 ft. long sea horse next to ya, or even a bunch of regular sized ones, laying in your bed, next to ya, in the middle of the night... I'm betting you would have a stroke and shit your briefs or crotchless panties at the same time! Yay Ho and Sing to BeeJesus! And if you prove you won't end up floundering around like a diabetic fish outta water then... then... Well, I don't know.

In Germany, a catfish met its doom when it tried to eat a soccer ball that was floating in the river. The police in Germany, upon seeing this, were a little freaked out. Wonder why? So why in the hell would a catfish try to eat a soccer ball?

And I can't get a scrap of info on this fish. If you know name of it let me in on it. Looks like the Giant Snot ball Fish.

8 comments:

Majase Cyc said...

Never know what you'll find in the depths dude.

By the way, that last photo is a 'Blob Fish' or sometimes called a "Blob Sculpin'.

Kelly said...

Hey Thanks, Majase. I was wondering what the hell that was. Looks freaky as hell to me. Looks like a blob of something.

Needless To Say said...

And like a very unhappy blob, at that! He needs a cigar propped in the corner of his mouth, and a little hat, & he could be a Jimmy Durante fish.

Kelly said...

LOL... Very true, Needless. Not only would he be a Jimmy Durante fish, but he would be the envy of the ocean population with his wicked fashion sense.

Me-Me King said...

Oh, it's a Blob Sculpin'? Sorry, I thought it was the giant Fukwhatta Fish found only in the waters of S.E. Asia, my mistake.

scarletbreeze said...

hey ur site is bizzare..c u.

Kelly said...

Me-Me: You are, indeed, chock full of information tonight! And I am, of course, chock full of shit... er... wit.

Scarletbreeze: Another satisfied customer.

Angryjed said...

The first image is of a sea dragon, it is related to the seahorse but not as close as you would think.

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