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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Stop It!

To all of you who are text messaging while driving your car:

STOP IT!

To all of you who are driving and using your hand(s) to talk on your cell phone:

STOP IT AND PULL OVER!

It is common sense to know these are dangerous activities. If you do not cease these activities, I will be forced to run you off the road. After I leisurely take my time, walking down the embankment toward you and your totaled vehicle, I will cheerfully pull your crumpled body out, withdraw my dingus out of my trousers and urinate in your mouth as you attempt to suck in your last dying breath.

Thank You and Have A Nice Day

8 comments:

Jared Page said...

Haha. I hate texting. Is it really that much work to leave me a voice message? Text messages cost me money :(

Sy said...

So what you trying to say there Kelly? I am sure you were trying to get a point across, but I just couldn't work it out!

But I agree. The amount of times I have considered running some idiot off of the road.

Kelly said...

Point? What point, Sy? Heh heh.

Oh I've ran many a moron off the road. I'm up to 44 morons- to date. It's better than sex.

Yeeeeeeehoooooo

Drowsey Monkey said...

Hmmm...I'm still unclear how you feel about all this.... ahahahaha

Drowsey Monkey said...

Okay, this is a fake comment to see if you've fixed the blogger comment thing.... ;)

Lord Mardee said...

NOW THAT IS GODDAMN SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drive On

Anonymous said...

I would like to add the idiots talking on their phones, loudly of course. In restaurants, while I'm trying to enjoy the company of a friend or relative, and my goddamn meal! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auntie Kay

Kelly said...

You are absolutely correct, Auntie Kay. I believe you would agree that these obnoxious imbecils should have their cell phones rammed deep in their anal cavities.

Try explaining that to the doctor. Ha ha ha.

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