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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Halloween Mask Ideas

Which one is the right mask for you?








20 comments:

The Angry Lurker said...

I already look like the second one.

Pickleope said...

The Casey Anthony one, but I don't think I'd be able to wear it after what I do with it.

Kelly said...

The Angry Lurker- Lol... Well now I'm kinda feelin' sorry for ya, dude.

Kinda.

Kelly said...

Pickleope- The Casey Anthony mask is probably the scariest one to me, considering what she did, although she wasn't found guilty for the crime.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

If I were suicidal, I'd walk into an Idaho biker bar wearing an Obama mask. I'd be a goner...

bazza said...

The only people who wear Halloween masks in the UK are very young kids.
These examples seem to be for adults. What do you do Kezza - wear 'em in bed?
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Kelly said...

Lost.in.Idaho- Lol... The same could be said about walking into a bar here, in Indiana, dude. Where you find hillbillies and rednecks, you find Obama haters. Yesiree, bob.

Kelly said...

bazza- Not here in the U.S., bazza, ol' pal. It's a big deal to have adult Halloween parties in this country. The more dramatic or eye-catching masks and/or costumes, the more popularity points (or comments) you get, somehow. I used to go to those things but we've all grown up and live further apart to engage in those activities- I mean, except for the drinking and stuff.

Also: I don't have to wear a mask in bed to get some hot lovin', my friend. The sight of my ten foot schlong is enough to get the wife's motor running.

hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Do ya really think that I need one?


A.K.

Kelly said...

Aunty Kay- No, I don't think you need one. In fact, you are your most lovely when you flip me the finger every time somebody tries to take your pic a family birthday functions. Of course, when you do that thing with yours eyes- staring coldly, sort of blankly out in space, every so often... that could be used in the near future, while giving candy out to all the little kiddies during Halloween. The kids would cry to their mommies and scream, "That woman wanted to eat my brain!" what fun!

THE SNEE said...

Hi Kelly!

You've set the mood nicely with these Prehalloweve's lovelies. I don't want to give my mask away though. How will I surprise you when I go trick or treating at your door?

billy pilgrim said...

the guy with the horns!

Kelly said...

THE SNEE- You're going to come to my door for trick or treating? I'll be sure to get the moonshine and the Milk Duds on the counter, ready for whatever one you want dropped into your bag.

Woo hoo!

Great to see you again, btw, Rebecca. Well, so to speak. I can't actually see you. I hope you're doing fine n' dandy.

Kelly said...

billy pilgrim- Then some would say you enjoy being horny. Eegads!

klahanie said...

Ah Kelly dude,
I'd be happy, to the point of crapping my pants, to have anyone of those masks.
"Trick or twat" :)

Kelly said...

klahanie- Wow. If you're happy to the point of shitting yourself, then you must be overwhelmingly delirious from joy n' stuff. I'll send you an adult diaper and perhaps a butt plug. I'll even throw in a twat mask, just for the heck of it. :)

I'm a helluva guy. Take care.

Michael said...

I've seen quite a lot halloween masks, but the one with the baby seemingly coming out of the face of the wearer is exceptionally good. Nice find!

Kelly said...

Michael- Thanks, dude. I think I'll wear the Michele Bachmann mask this year and really scare the shit out of the kids. Hey, are you ever going to blog again? If so, give me the heads up. I figured you've given up on it, permanently.

Take care, dude.

LilPixi said...

Vaginaface, fer sure!

To get together with a friend in a penis costume & have battles on people's front lawns.

Kelly said...

Lilpixi- You know... Vaginaface could add a bit o' gore and sick humor to his "mask" if he were to rub strawberry jam on his face- then he could be VaginaMenstrualFace.

I like your idea about having walking penis people battles on people's front lawns. The shocked expression on an elderly, church-going lady's face would be priceless. Of course, it would have to be recorded and put on Youtube for the masses.

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