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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Strange Dolls For Freaks

Different pokes for different folks, I suppose.


I didn't expect to find Obama here.


Alien vagina mouth triple boobies doll. Who can resist her many charms?


For the frustrated Republican.



Quick! Someone throw this man a blow up doll!


The King Wants You!


I wonder if he's getting any money off of this item.


Creepy

32 comments:

Lost.in.Idaho said...

I have a female friend getting married in July.

Thanks to you and this post, you better damn well believe she's getting a Burger King blowup doll.

WHO'S THE KING, BABY???? WHO'S THE KING????

The Minute Man's Wife said...

I'm sure those Charlie Sheen dolls are selling like hot cakes, if for no other reason just so people can punch him in the face.

Rico Swaff said...

LMFAO in a library. Thanks Kelly! :)

DocStout said...

Some of the advanced love dolls definitely hit "uncanny valley" territory. Creepy indeed.

vineyardroad.com said...

Oh, Kelly...great pics!!!

Thanks for sharing the wealth!

;-)

billy pilgrim said...

i found 2 inflatable dolls whilst riding my bike in the park a few years ago. i couldn't get the air out so i rode home with them under my arm drawing a few stares. then i disinfected them and hung them on the clothes line.

my wife was not amused.

Annabelle said...

I realize this is not the point, but have you seen the movie LARS AND THE REAL GIRL?

Sooooo good.

Pickleope said...

At least half of those are probably available in the Skymall catalog.

Erika said...

That frog.... thing.

I must have it.

0_0

The Wolf said...

Well at least on the good side they won't bitch at you to take out the garbage...plus you can recycle them.

LilPixi said...

I love the burger king king!! He cracks me up. Scares the shit out of my friend, though. Which cracks me up even more.

I also recently saw a fancier, very pricey version of that sex toy for dogs. That thing's just fucked up.

Sorry it took me a while to come over, Kelly. I've been in some sort of physically miserable stupor the past few days. I hope you're doing well!

THE SNEE said...

Hi Kelly! What a doll you are( yes, you can shoot me for bad punning)to post these delightfully freakish photos. I've been lost in space lately with the grind and very few grins( do you hear the violins?) I'm sorry it took so long for me to come over. I hate to be the last to the party!!!

I hope your wife's health is turning a corner.

Take good care of yourself, and PLEEEEZZZ, stay away from those dolls! They have a tendency to 'blow things up' way out of proportion.

Drama Queen said...

I have to wonder if the pic of the guy in the water using a blow up doll as a flotation device was taken around my place. Last summer we had massive flooding, and the local adult store in the middle of nowhere was partially underwater. My best friend said we should be seeing Blow-up Betty floating down the interstate LOL.

"Grab the row boat, Marge! Let's get us some free sex toys!"

THE SNEE said...

Hi Kelly,

I'm pulling my blog hair out of my head with frustration since it seems that all of my overly punny comments did not make it onto your site. So to reiterate( if I can remember)....

You are a doll!(see, bad pun one)to show us the variety of fun to be had with these various huggable assortments. But please be careful, these dollies have a tendency to 'blow up' if you're not careful (Uh...that would be bad pun number two).

Thanks for the smiles and the dolly porn.

Cheers!

Virgil said...

Man you are one crazy mother fucker! Will you be my friend??? Please!?!\w/

Mrs. Pickle said...

If they had a Martha Stewart doll I would buy it for my husband. I would watch while Martha gave him head. hell... I might even sit on her face for a while.


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Kelly said...

Lost.in.Idaho- I'm the King, goddammit! Hope she enjoys that "whopper" of a blow up doll.

Kelly said...

The Minute Man's Wife- You're probably right about that. :)

Kelly said...

Rico Swaff- Glad you disrupted the peace in the library. I do what I can to cause chaos in public places.

Kelly said...

DocStout- I agree with that statement, wholeheartedly.

Kelly said...

vineyardroad.com- It's fun to share! ;-)

Kelly said...

billypilgrim- Was she amused when she caught you fucking them?

Kelly said...

Annabelle- No, I haven't but I've read the reviews and story behind it. I'd like to catch it sometime. Maybe it will show up on HBO- which I have.

Kelly said...

Pickleope- I bet you're right. I'll have to check it out and get back to ya on that. lol.

Kelly said...

Erika- You must have it? What do you plan on doing with it, pray tell?

Kelly said...

The Wolf- You've made 2 excellent points about blow up dolls. I shall inform the wife about what you said and have her replaced- posthaste. lol.

Kelly said...

LilPixi- The Burger King is freaky looking. He cracks me up because he freaks people out too much. way too much, as far as I'm concerned. I don't get it. It's like clowns. People get freaked out by the silliest shit, don't they? I think sex toys for dogs is a sign of the upcoming End O' Days. Good golly, I hope it's upcoming. Otherwise, I just gave up all my worldly possessions up for nuthin'. lol. I'm doing better. As you can see, I'm finally getting back into blogging again by responding to past comments on the blog. Take good care of yourself. <3

Kelly said...

THE SNEE- Sorry for the commenting trouble. I do know, at the time you were trying to comment... it was Blogger's fault. Anybody that had a blog by Blogger was having the same problems. I couldn't even get on to my site for the whole day. Frustrating. Anyway... You're a doll, as well, for putting up with me and the trouble you experienced here. What you said in your comment made me wonder what it would be like to suddenly have a doll explode on a guy during mid-penetration. I imagine he would shit his himself and go into cardiac arrest. That would make a great YouTube video. Fun for the whole family, for sure. Take care, Rebecca!

Kelly said...

THE SNEE- By the way, my wife is feeling better. It seems her health is improving. Thanks for asking. <3

Kelly said...

Drama Queen- Hahaha... I like your story about the local porn store being flooded and halfway underwater. You could be right about that one pic. I hope you had luck in nabbing some free sex toys during the flood.

Kelly said...

Virgil- Yes, I will be your friend, complete stranger! And you are correct, sir. I am one crazy fucker. I'm a product of society.

Kelly said...

Mrs. Pickle- That would be cool. Even though I can't fuckin' stand Martha Stewart, I would still watch because I'm a perverted freak that way. Let me know "when it all goes down", so to speak.

Btw, I like the name of your blog. Pretty sweet. :)

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