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Monday, January 9, 2012

Rat Pageant and World Naked Bike Rides

Frustrated subway workers, in New York, are attempting to draw attention to what they say is a rat infestation and are offering a free monthly transport pass to anybody who's got the guts and/or stomach to snap o a good pic of one of these furry, razor-sharped teethed, underground doll babies.

Hairy Potter.  He'll wave his furry wand if you want him to strike a seductive pose for the contest.  Just ask him nicely.
   
Though the furry darlings of the vermin community have been known to bite riders, in the past, present, and most likely, future, folks are encouraged to snap pictures of their favorite rat buddy. They can be sent to ratfreesubways.com.  When I visited the site, I saw that they were showing a video of a rat carrying off a pizza.  I witnessed one take off with a goat once.

What's next?

Somebody making out with a rat?


Did I see a little tongue action going on?    Golly.

Speaking of drawing attention, as mentioned above, I thought of something else.  People will, of course, express themselves in ways that draw attention, with the intention of desperately wanting that attention- like these gals here...

Actually, she's a lawyer.  Who knows how many cases she's won?

Lady, it gets hot down there.  Sometimes we just have to let our hairy, beet-red nutsacks hang out every so often.  As men, we understand you gals have your "lady days" with your menstrual periods and such- where you temporarily go insane with mood swings so severe, we're afraid to sleep beside you at night for fear you'll secretly throw out our old favorite cassette tapes or cut out our testicles and use them as earrings.   Just let us guys have our day in the shade or right out in the open and let us expose our  man apples, proudly, for all to see and gaze upon.  If we should draw attention to thine eye, don't throw darts at our wrinkled bags of jizz whiz.  Instead, applaud our display of dignity and pride with great gusto!     
Sometime people just want attention because it's a pathetic cry for help.  Help that perhaps only a therapist or close friend or mate can provide.  Sometimes it's acted out, in various ways, for petty shock value.  And then we have people who draw attention to themselves for a very worthy cause.  Take, for instance, World Naked Bike Rides.  In summary, World Naked Bike Riding events take place all around the world.  People will show their causes, ideas and concerns about pollution, the effects and greed of big oil corporations and more, by riding naked through city streets around the world.

Now that's the kind of attention draw I can get behind.  But not too closely behind.  Some good folks don't know their "behinds" stink because of poor sense of smell.  Who will stand up, with optional gas mask and dare to create a charity or cause for those folks?

Here are a few pics from London's World Naked Bike Ride:

It's good to know the British  police are there to cover the attendees for security reasons.  
Everyone is welcome to engage in the jaunty, admirable event.
Here, we see supporters, riders and spectators in San Francisco's World Naked Bike Ride event.

"Look, Bobby!  A man with wild tiger disguise, not doing a very good job of concealing he has been blessed with the  conscious of a true animal lover, supporter and eco-friendly gentleperson."

  Either that or he's just your average naked dude, out for a pleasant Sunday afternoon bicycle ride.  Who knows?  Just don't grab that chopstick, guys and gals!
And thus, we, or rather, I, alone, at Psycho Carnival, conclude our informative, somewhat jocular, tongue-in-buttcheek posting.  Have a wonderfully expressive day!  And why not ride a bike, take pictures of beautiful subway rats, afterwards, and then paint your naked, sagging ass blue for a change of pace?

It may just make your time on Earth just go that much smoother and stuff.  Later, friends!

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was a very nice bedtime story!And they all lived HAPPILY EVERAFTER!
Except for the kid that slipped a little tongue to a rat. He will need years of therapy!

- AK

The Angry Lurker said...

Some people should never be allowed to be naked and that includes me.....

Pickleope said...

Going from rats to naked bike rides? Only you.
"Somewhat distressed labia." Ha ha ha!

billy pilgrim said...

my daughter had a pet rat. he was fine until he went through puberty then the son of bitch started biting. i didn't have a pet snake so i released him in the park.

klahanie said...

Hey Kelly,
Thanks for another excellent posting that had my 'attention'!
You've given me some ideas. No doubt I will have further inspiration by having my wicked way with the wayward rat that occasionally visits my house. It turns out the rat was trying to get me to vote for her in an upcoming local election.
I'm thinking of grabbing a marker pen and drawing 'attention' on my foreskin, I mean forehead..or was it foreskin...
Now then, where did I put my bicycle and the blue paint...
Take it easy maaaannnn :)

Static said...

There are some things I'd never do myself. However, who am I to judge what others chose for themselves. As long as it's not hurting me or anyone else I could give a rat's ass. And I am definitely not sticking my tongue there. But it might make a great photo!

GEM said...

I missed the London naked bike ride again?!...Damn Russia!! Hilarious post Kelly, love the Hairy Potter :)

dcrelief said...

I miss my 12 gerbals! I had a clear ball I placed on their little motorbike; they'd run it up and down the hall. Of course they were naked, in a cutesy furry sorta way. Had their own bedroom with shoots and ladders and lots of tubes to crawl through. Guarantee you that was tongue happening there; babies every week, damn it!
Okay, I don't remember what else I had to say. Oh, funny post; loved the blue bobbies, oops not boobies!!

Kelly said...

Aunty Kay (AK)- Glad you enjoyed the 'nice bedtime story.' I'd like to think 'they lived happily.' Even the person who gave tongue to the rat after she was probably treated for rabies or rat shit disease. I remember what grandpa used to say about "giving a rat's ass." Take care!

Kelly said...

The Angry Lurker- The Angry Lurker- The human body isn't such a beautiful thing- with or without make up. Even celebrities, without make up, look like shit, much of the time, in the world of reality. Not that I care. Now me, when I'm walking around in the buff, the gals just gotta have some of that Kelly. :) But I don't let them.

Kelly said...

Pickleope- Yeah, I like to mix it up a bit. Keep it fresh, exciting and stuff. Gosh... What a visionary I am! Speaking of bits, did you get a load of dem ol' nibbles and bits in the pics? Hey, that rhymes! What a talent, I've turned out to be.

Kelly said...

billy pilgrim- Maybe you could have let your cat (if you have one) or a neighborhood cat have "playtime" with him. My sister has a pet rat now. I found out they stay pretty clean unless they're in the subway system or sewers. Go figure, eh?

Kelly said...

klahanie- Thanks, Gary. Don't use my wisdom and stuff here to wreck a rat's ass with your cheese stick, you salty dog! I know drawing 'attention' on your foreskin or your wiener sounds like the most spectacular way to pick up chicks but I wouldn't do it. The most you could draw, anyway, would be "ATT" and they would think you were just advertising for a telephone company here in America. ;-)

Speaking of the blue, naked Keystone Cops, I was wondering what our friend Bazza was doing that day. (This should get his attention) Tee hee and take it over easy, duuuuuude.

Kelly said...

Static- Yeah, that would make a great photo. Photos of people who deliberately put hooks in their backs (as I'm sure you've see on the net or TV) make dandy as candy viewing, too. I truly don't care what they do, either. When they get so extreme with it, it becomes absurd or potentially harmful, I begin to wonder if something traumatic or negative has happened to them in the past. Even before I was seeing a therapist (although that itself was enlightening to this particular subject) I often thought certain moments or experiences in one's life motivate people to do things- sometimes obviously extreme things. You can debate what one views as extreme or not til you're "naked cop blue" in the face but that's all I will say on the subject because I've made my point.

Kelly said...

GEM- Don't they have World Naked Bike Rides in Russia? If they do- I bet they "nipple-ly." Ha ho ha. I'm hysterical and stuff. But I'm no Hairy Potter. GEM, I hope you're having some great experiences in Russia. I will be visiting your blog, tonight or tomorrow, as I will everyone else's blogs here. I'm battling dizziness, fever and a sinus infection right now so, please, "bare" with me. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Kelly said...

dcrelief- It sounds as though you had quite the wonderland set up for them. Chutes, ladders, balls... That's all I'd need for a good time. :) Gerbils, I've heard, make good pets. I put together a cat tree for my cat, Victor, that uses a lot. He likes to go on the higher levels to gaze down upon the lowly human servants that we are to him. The bipitty bopitty blue booby bobbies are something else, eh? Thanks for the compliment. I'll see you at your blog.

Vaporizer Reviews said...

Rat-Pageants and the Fugly prizes. As I am sure you are well conscious, there are individuals who dislike subjects, and those who like them.

Kelly said...

Vaporizer Reviews- Who said the prizes were fugly? Some are quite lavish and extraordinary. Take the "Magical Pie Slicer", for example. It may look like an ordinary, bland ol' knife, but then, you take hold of the handle and the use the knife blade to slice down the middle of the pie. Walla! And there you have the magic! How exciting!

ResCogitans said...

phew! there's some kind of bug in my google reader and i was worried you'd disappeared. perhaps been found out and sent to jail. you haven't. well done.

DWei said...

I wonder if someone will give me free stuff for taking pictures of naked bikers...

Kelly said...

ResCogitans- Nope. Haven't disappeared or been sent to the slammer yet. I was wondering where you've been, though. I thought you fell off the side of the Earth. Good to see you're still around.

Kelly said...

Dwei- I will gladly give you some "free stuff" for pics of naked bikers, especially if the gals are hot hot hot. :)

Lil Dreamer said...

Well those were two very random subjects combined with only the degree of elegant grace we've all come to expect from you!

I think some of those bikers wearing hats are in violation of the rules - and need to be spanked!

Kelly said...

Lil Dreamer- Ha Ha. Why thank you, kindly, for the gracious compliment. I guess I have a knack for that. :)

I think you may be right about those blue dudes wearing hats being in violation. I vote that you do the spanking on them, though. :)

LilPixi said...

Such hilarious shit!! Still never failing to be the best blog on the internetz. I laughed out loud the hardest over the distressed labia & your plea about the scrotum. Such good stuff, Kelly. Always.

Kelly said...

LilPixi- Thank ya! Thank ya! Thank ya! And for my next trick... I'll show a photo of a distressed scrotum and a plea about wide open beavers. Thanks for stopping by. You've been missed. Much <3 to ya!

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