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Friday, August 1, 2008

I'm Back Online And Seething With Madness

Yes, I'm back. My goddamn computer died on me. Completely! All my files, pics, programs and other assorted insanity was wiped away-- clean as a whistle dipped in hydrochloric acid. And no, I didn't have any back up copies. Yes, I am a dumb ass! But, to my pitiful defense, I was unable to create any back ups in the past because my goddamn CD burner wasn't working right. But still, I should have had it fixed.

Anyway....

Enter Dave, friend of mine and computer whiz. He made the magic happen. Thanks to him, my PC functions. My computer is back and with each day that arrives and dissipates (like my patience for these goddamn twittering birds outside my window) I slowly make my PC the wonderful dumping ground for all of my bizarre goodies it once was.

My wife won't let me have a gun or else I would go outside, in my tranquil suburban neighborhood, and start blowing away birdies!

BTW, it was really fun responding to all of my emails. Nearly a hundred emails from one account. Another 60 something from the other email account.

Blah Blah and Blah

I'm going to pop open a beer and buy a gun. Sounds like a plan.

later

7 comments:

wigwam2theorem said...

The blogging world truly missed your presence the last two weeks!

Dave is truly a god! Only a god could restore your mangled computer to its twisted bizarre self.

Have fun nailing the birds! Wish I could join you, but it's hard to shoot a shotgun while holding two beers...

J. Alden Page said...

Well, good to see you're back. Sorry that your computer crashed!

For some strange reason I am curious :). What kind of birds?

Anonymous said...

Thank God! I have missed you - you sick bastard. What's the deal with you killin' the birdies? You're not allowed to kill them, unless they try to peck your balls off, or screw your wife. Or some equally heinous act! Shoot people, not animals!

threio said...

"unless they try to peck your ball off"

Threio says that can be arranged. I got my eye on U talking all this trash about my bird cousins.

Make a move punk!

Tommy Buettner said...

Buy a goddamned external hard drive already, would you?

Qelqoth said...

1. Buy beer, gun, USB flash drive.
2. Divorce wife.
3. Kill birdies.
4. Back up data.
5. Drink beer.
6. Love Jesus.

Damian (666) said...

Ya back, damn now I have to step aside and let you be quee...I mean king of the humor blogs again, well it was good while it lasted.

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