I thought this scene was one of the best parts of the movie, Drive Angry. So cool.
"And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh."
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Friday, July 15, 2011
This Is How I Drive My Truck
I thought this scene was one of the best parts of the movie, Drive Angry. So cool.
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I don't know this film but it looks fun!! I wiped my car out 4 months ago on the motorway (Freeway). I was pushing about 80 -85 miles an hour and had to break hard for a car in front. The brakes locked and I couldn't stop. Swerved across three lanes and then finally slammed into the central reservation. Amazingly I did not hit anyone else nor was I hurt. Thank God! But I did get rid of a shitty old car and now have a sporty convertable.God works in mysterious ways!
Take Care
GEM
It was an ok movie purely for the accountant.
This movie, like all Nic Cage movies, are delightfully nuts.
By the way, gave you the least sexual pickle treatment ever on my blog. Hope you don't mind being portrayed as a killer and eater if bald eagles.
From the desk of Sir Tom Eagerly:
I say Kelly , that reminds me so much of the way Lady Eagerly drives. I wouldn't say she was big but her bra was hanging out to dry and a camel tried to make love to it.
Toodle pip old thing!
Make sure you have a clean shot.... at their turrrrrzzz...
Who wrote this script, and what was he smoking??
Oh, and that 'mayhem' dude from the allstate commercials is badass. Don't fuck with mayhem.
GEM- It is a fun film. Great action music and humor. I like how the Accountant (never quite figured out if he was the Grim Reaper or demon minion from hell) was standing still on the top of that moving car.
From what you say about your car accident, I would have to agree that it was amazing that you and everyone else made it out alive. Your description of the incident sounds like a big action scene from a movie. Glad to hear that you're still among the living with the rest of us and that you got a new convertible out of the deal. That was nice. :) Have a great weekend, GEM!
The Angry Lurker- I liked it. I thought it was gory, funny, a little cheesy and action packed. Not bad for escapist kind of entertainment.
Pickleope- Yeah, I agree on that point. I think he is a little nuts in real life. Not that I'm against that sort of thing. I drove way past Insanityville many decades ago. :)
Yes, I saw and read that before I had to leave for paying a visit to my Dad. I was about to comment on your latest post but I realized I didn't have the time. Anyway... I thank you for the shout out and the mini tribute to me and my blog. I'm flattered I was your first. I think I was your first. Heh heh. No, I enjoyed the part where you described me as a three-eyed monster that daily dines on human baby flesh. :) What? Take care and I'll see you at your blog here in a bit. Have a great weekend!
Sir Tom Eagerly- Hahaha! Now that- I liked. Possibly the funniest thing you have said here. Well done! You forced the image of two big humps in my mind by way of as gigantic bra and a camel fucking the living daylights out of it. Maximum Toodley Pippo, Sir Tom.
Have a dandy weekend!
Lost.in.Idaho- I don't know if they were smoking anything or not but I was sure as hell entertained by most of the movie. It was a $1.00 well spent at the RedBox vending machine at the local Wal-Mart.
Yeah, the mayhem dude is badass. I was having a cup of java with him the other day. Have a fun summer!
I love the way any car that is merely touched by another vehicle explodes like a ton of napalm has hit it! Although it is catering for us adults with arrested development I love this kind of stuff but I don't know this movie is it new Kezza?
Groovy pyrotechnics and car gymnastics! I don't know this movie Kelly! Do you think this will be how Nicolas Cage handles "carmedgeddon" in LA this week? Snarkyharharhar.
That's pretty much how my old Monday morning commute to the barracks was back in the day. I lost count of how many people who were either drunk and passed out, or tired from being drunk and passed out, or getting a hummer from some dirty skank they picked up by McDonalds and was drunk and passed out behind the wheel and almost sent me to an early grave.....it was good times had by all.
Strangly though it never involved a truck full of explosive material, it was usually some bright yellow Ford fiesta or Geo Metro, and sadly I was behind the wheel of a beige Chevy Cavilier. So it wasn't really good times had by all, in fact I cry every time I think about it.......no wait that's just gas.....what was I talking about again? Oh yeah that was a pretty good movie and one of the better Nic Cage ones in awhile.
This is how I SHOULD drive my truck.
Dear kelly,
i just looked at the results of the poll at the side of your blog - "what would you rather see". it's a small sample size i know, but the two with the most votes at the moment are "people striving for peace and understanding" and "someone overcoming their doubts and fears". this perturbs me. as you know, i am a bit of a sick fuck at times and, as such, i enjoy reading some of your more interesting posts. i am worried that the results of this poll indicate a strong hippy contingent in the demographic of your readership that may sway your posts towards boring stories of saving trees from being cut down and rainbows and puppies.
please assuage my fears.
yours sincerely,
res cogitans
AWESOME!! LOL
Who's the chick? HOT tail!!!
Cool! Then again, just another typical day on an American highway, eh......uh huh, uh huh.
William Fitchner is always so creepy and crazy. Awesome scene showing off his character, from the little dance, to cooly walking out onto the roof of another car before all hell breaks loose.
Well, this is unexpected.
I have never seen the movie, but can picture you behind the wheel. Can you snarl like...oh what's his face in the truck.
He's got that don;t fuck with me snarl, of course you can have it if your behind the wheel of a 2 ton truck loaded with a virtual bomb!
read you posts on the Indiana flea market..you were in my neighborhood piratically, hope you enjoyed it.
bazza- No, bazza, says Kezza, the Great and Modest... It is not new. But it's not that new, either. Maybe a year old. It's got a lot of action in it. It's very slick. The name of it is "Drive Angry"
bazza- I meant to say it's not that old, either. Pardon me while I take another swig of this Rum. MMMmmm.
THE SNEE- Hahaha... That could very well be how Ol' Nic handles it. "Fiery death for one and all," say Ol' Nic cage while drives over bodies and laughs maniacally. You should check out this movie. It's wholesome fun, Rebecca!
LoneIslander- You should drive it this way. I won't tell.
ResCogitans- Heh heh. Yes, you are a sick fuck. That's one of your best qualities, I suspect. But I can assure that my readership all have at least some amount of depraved and/or twisted humor rolling around in their heads or they wouldn't keep coming back here. Unless they're so twisted that they wish to punish themselves by subjecting themselves to my disgustingly bewitching humor. Don't worry. And maybe- just maybe- a few might have voted for "saving the rainbows" just to piss me off.
Glad you enjoy the ride, at times, while you're here.
LilPixi- I think he's related to the hot tail in the movie. I forget. I was too busy drinkin' and strokin' my doodle to the hot chick in the flick to bother with some of the finer details of the movie. My grandma said to put "it" away but I told her to shut her yap and watch the movie.
klahanie- Is that you Beavis? Uh... huh huh. Yes, this is the way all of us drive in the U.S. The elderly are especially cut-throat when it comes to ruling the road with an iron tire. Every day- it's on the news where some evil-eyed granny has run some poor douchebag off over the hill. What? You don't believe me? I farted.
DocStout- Yeah, he's an awesome underrated actor. Fitchner always seems to get these roles where he's mean or crazy or both. That's one of my favorite scenes in the movie, too. He gracefully goes steps from one moving vehicle on top of another. I still am not sure if he's a demon from hell or the Grim Reaper in this movie. The title, "The Accountant" doesn't make it too clear but I liked the movie a lot.
Alphabeta- Isn't it, though?
Greg- Yes, I can snarl like that and in my younger, braver, stupider days- I would sometimes drive half as bad as that. I was kind of a road bully. Nowadays, you're lucky to catch me going past 70 mph. The whole time I watched this scene in the movie- I thought what I was seeing was very cool- but then, thought, I'm glad I don't drive a fuel tanker truck. I think I'd be on pins and needles. They were south of your Indiana Neighborhood. West, from my own. It's a lot of fun. It's fun just poking fun at the funny people.
Hell, we could have met up there and picked up some quality hillbilly skank who is a mother of a tribe of children and makes meth for the Sunday Church Socials.
Yeehaa!
By golly, that clip has everything in it: action, cheese, drama, cheese, comedy, cheese, funky music, typical Hollywood cheese, bland dialogue, cheese, trite acting, cheese, exploding cars, cheese, hot tail, cheese...did I forget anything? Oh yes, cheese.
Darn it! I know what I forgot...Nick Cage and his monstrously cheesy forehead. There, that's better.
Static- You would make an excellent movie critic. You have such a way with words. Cheese!
I like cheese. Too bad it gives me the shits. =(
Damn!!! I'm just so excited that I can watch video on my computer now, I just sit here pissing myself all damn day!!!
Auntie Kay
Aunty Kay- I just pooped.
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