-In a FunHouse
-While Going Down The Steps On My Ass With Her In My Lap (Meat Log In Upright Position)
-Inside DisneyWorld At The Tea Cup Ride
-On Top The Dining Table At the Nursing Home Where Old Folks Ate Supper (This, I've Done)
-With a Drooling, Cross-Eyed Retard That Will Not Stop Saying, "Egg. Egg. Egg. Egg....."
-While Out Hunting Quail And Happening Upon A Grateful, Happy Wood Nymph Named Pip
-At The Grocery Store, In The Meat Dept. (Where they sometimes leave the bone inside)
-While Enjoying a Stay At The Insane Asylum With Other Inmates Watching, All Bug-Eyed
-Inside a Hot Tub Full of Hairy-Backed, Fat Asses
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