The Humor God I Am

Yes, I am The God of All That Is Humorous. Bow before me! Kneel before me and chuckle at my feet. No, do not chuckle at my feet because my toes are hairy or that my toenails are as long and lethal as Samurai swords. No, sirree. You must show your glorification of me as The God of All That Is Humorous by laughing out loud at my witty repartee, funny-bone-pleasing diatribes and my jocular, family friendly storytelling.

But please, whatever you do, kindly refrain from giggling at my spectacularly tiny penis.

Well now... What's this? Why it's The Laugh Out Loud award given to me by Gary, blog author of Klahanie. This charismatic genius of wordplay, humorous blogger and all around swell guy was also a worthy recipient of The LOL Award. I thank thee, Lord Of Laughs, for this most awesome of awards.

In all serious, I very much appreciate the award, dude.

When I was a complete newbie to the Internet, I wasn't sure what the fuck "LOL" really meant. In fact, I thought it stood for any of the following:

Lick-able Only Larvae

Little Old Lucifer

Lebanese Onanism Leakage

Little Old Lesbians*

Leaky Old Leper

Leathery Old Leg

Likable Odd Lech

Lederhosen Only Leisurewear

Little Opportunistic Leprechauns

Leathery Old Labia

Licker Of Lice

Lots Of Lupus

... and much, much more.

*borrowed from Gary (thanks, man)

I'm supposed to give this award to other bloggers that I feel are truly worthy recipients. So here goes...

The Wolf, blog author of The S.N.A.F.U. Report. This guy's humorous tirades are the stuff of legends. He'll make you bust your gut laughing or else.

Gorilla Bananas, blog author of The Japing Ape. This witty, storytelling simian bills himself as The World's Leading Anthropological Ape. Check him out.

Michael, blog author of Gotta Be P.C.. Sure, Michael might post something up on his blog maybe once in a blue moon, but when he does, it throws me into such a laughing fit, that many folks think I'm slightly bonkers. Imagine that!

LiliPixi, blog author of It's a Lollipop World, is somebody I've just recently been reading and she never fails to give me laughs aplenty when I visit her site. She has a unique, humorous perspective on the world. Check her out!

MarytrMom, blog author of what else?... MarytrMom. Her humorous personal stories, videos and commentary are more enough to split my sides. This mother of four has a very down-to-earth appeal and she never fails to give me a much needed chuckle.

Well, folks, I encourage all of you to check these fine recipients out. Now excuse me while I go on my daily quest for Internet clown porn. This Likable Odd Lech is out the door! See ya!