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10 comments:
LOL I want those pencil sharpeners :)
Who invents this stuff? Man, there are some demented people out there. Great bizarro hunting, though, my friend.
LadyTerri: Yeah, they are pretty sharp, aren't they? Heh heh.
Chris: Yeah, the most demented folks out there are the ones who put on the "normal" act. Hey, and thanks for the compliment, dude.
The pencil sharpeners were my favorite too! I want the kitty one to wind up and make that awful noise cats make when they mate. oooh... someone should patent that. I'd put it on my desk.
LOL. These would all be awesome party favors. Jesus band-aids are brilliant.
Rofflezzzzz
Hey, was that second to the last picture a handbag made out of:?
a.) embryos
b.) assholes
c.) pink kittens
d.) pink kitten embryo assholes
e.) all of the above
Just curious, I couldn't tell what it was at first.
Also, the text comments on your blog is a black font which matches the background and you can't read them...until you click 'post a comment' that is.
Tina: And the Jesus band-aids go well with your new Easter outfit, too.
Swedish Skier: Actually, those animal sharpeners really do make noises, according to the catalog description. Of course, if a had a pencil rammed up my ass, I'd make a noise, too. The "screaming in god awful pain" kind.
Static: The answer is D. And inside each pink kitten embryo asshole is a fresh chocolate covered poop droplet that you can be shared with all the children in your family on Easter morning. What joy you'll bring to their hearts! Certainly, your reward will be the great cheer on their young faces as they happily suck away on their delicious candy.
P.S. Thanks for letting me know about the comment text color.
I have always enjoyed a good spotted dick! and Marmite is friggen nasty!!!!
#4 reminds me of the song, Mustang Sally - "Ride, Sally, ride"
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