Favorite Horror Movies

Since it is Halloween Time, I thought I'd share my list of favorite horror movies. Let me know what ya think of any of these and if you know of any good ones, that aren't listed here, let me know.

These are my favorite. Not in any particular order.

The Exorcist (when I saw this as a kid, I kept thinking, for weeks, the devil was hiding under the bed)
Alien (This one nearly gave me a stroke when the toothy snake thingy popped out of his chest)
Psycho
Jaws
The Thing (You never knew who was the monster)
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (One of the funniest horror movies of all time)
HellRaiser (Made me shit and have a stroke, simultaneously)

HellRaiser 2 (The doctor in the movie has a wicked sense of humor. Especially when he gets the big drill poked in through the top of his skull.)
The Grudge (Produced a wee bit o' pee in my pants)
The Ring
The Descent (I like how the demon thingies ate the people)
Final Destination
Friday The 13th
An American Werewolf in London (Ahead of it's time in terms of special effects. It was also very humorous)
The Shining (Gotta love that crazy Jack Nicholson)
Anaconda (I love it when Jon Voight gets swallowed by the big snake and then gets spat out. If you don't know what I mean, see the movie)
Queen Of The Damned (based on two of Anne Rice's "Vampire Chronicles" books)
Young Frankenstein (Funny horror movie with emphasis on "funny")

My favorite weird/horror movies. You would swear they were on acid or, at the very least, drinking heavily while these flicks were being created. When you're watching one of these films, you feel as though you're trippin' out.

Nosferatu
House on Haunted Hill
Event Horizon
In The Mouth Of Madness
Silent Hill
Re-Animator
The Serpent and The Rainbow

My favorite horror/superhero type movies:

Ghost Rider
Spawn
Hellboy
Hellboy 2
Underworld

Many of you will not agree with me on this, but I award these two movies as being the worst I've ever seen.

The Blair Witch Project (It sucked, quite horribly. Very boring. It was obviously produced and directed by amateurs. I get the idea of the movie (College kids lost in the woods, film of their "spooky adventure" gets found but the kids aren't found and so on) but the shaky camera bit was too much. I got sick and sleepy watching this turd of a movie.
Saw (I thought this was the most tedious torture flick I have ever seen)

So there ya have it. If you have any ideas or comments about my lists, scare them up and offer them up to me for sacrifice. Heh heh heh.

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No Good Ball Playin', Bad Throwin' Youngsters

Edna Jester, an 89 year old woman, who needs her peace and quiet and no balls thrown in her yard was arrested at her home in Blue Ash, Ohio. She was charged with petty theft after one of the children's fathers complained that she took the kids' football and refused to give it back. Police Capt. James Schaffer says there has been an ongoing dispute in the neighborhood over kids' balls landing in the woman's yard.

The poor old woman is due in court next month. Read full story here about Jester. (Good name, considering her ball stealing prank) Heh heh. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081020/ap_on_re_us/odd_football_charge

I, for one, think it was okay for the elderly Jester to take their damn ball. I mean, sure, if it just happened that one time (or twice even) I would toss it back over. But not the third time. It's mine then. Kids should be more respectful. And if your dog comes over and takes a poop in my yard, I will shoot it in the ass with my pellet gun. Unfortunately, I don't have a pellet gun. Or a yard, as a matter of fact.

Damn it.

No Good, Loitering, Dribbling Bastards

My dad and I went to a Barnes and Noble bookstore, Sunday. They have a lot of interesting, high quality books. It's a great place to go to kill a "little" time and drink coffee, too. Yeah, they have a coffee shop built inside there, too. They sell sandwiches, cookies, cake, fruit juice and other food items. Barnes and Noble also has many, many chairs and sofas strewn about the place. Plus, the bookstore features spacious bathrooms with plenty of room to take a squirt or a plop. That's a real plus for me.

Have you guessed why all these little extras are not such a great idea for a business intending to sell over-priced high quality books?

Of the people going in there, I'd say say maybe 20% are real customers that walk out of there with a paid book in hand. The rest are loiterers that make Barnes and noble their home for the day. Many times you will go in there and the same old people will be lounging in the sofas or chairs, arms and legs draped over this way and that way. You can tell they've been in there for at least three or four hours. (Or is that 3 or 4 days?) Often, you'll see 'em with their dribblin' paper cups of coffee, dribblin' on the books or carpet or themselves. For them, the bookstore is their second home (or flophouse). They've got food, shelter, drinks, entertainment and a place to shit and piss. In their twisted minds--why go home?

I always wonder how many of Barnes and Noble books get ruined with food, drink and the drool that sometimes drips from one's chin when falling asleep in an overly comfy chair at a bookstore. It's a shame really, because I always thought one should treat a book with respect- especially when it's not yours. You'll never see a bent or spotty page in any of the books that I keep in my bookcases.

People just don't have any respect anymore. I guess that's why I'd like to kill the no good, loitering, dribblin' bastards.

Parasitic Twins

This video clip gives me the creeps. The narrator sounds like Darth Vader. I feel sorry people like this and can't imagine going through life in the conditions portrayed in this clip. At least these days, surgery can be an option for those unfortunate enough to have extra limbs and such.

Ukranian Boxer Uses Baby Pee

Not sure whether to label this guy a kook or what. Ukranian boxer Vitali Klitschko proudly admits he uses his baby son's piss-filled diapers to help keep the swelling of his fists down. The World Heavyweight Champion explained that baby pee is good because it is pure and doesn't smell.

"I wrap nappies filled with my three-year-old son Max's wee around my fists," he said, adding he got the idea from his grandmother. "The nappies hold the liquid and the swelling stays down."

My question is this:

Isn't there something better in the world of sports medicine than baby piss to keep swelling down? Ice or a heat pad comes to mind. I wonder what he uses when he gets cuts on his face during matches. Baby poo?

Oh well. Whatever works for him.

Extreme Muscles Are Extremely Disturbing

When people take body building as far as what these pictures show, I believe they are mistaken in thinking that they look good or even healthy. Muscles on top of muscles on top of more muscles = freakishness.

Don't they realize how distasteful or ugly they appear? It's not sexy or appealing at all. The first word that comes to mind when I see something like this is: Monster.

It's somehow even more disturbing when women push themselves to develop physiques like this. They don't resemble women anymore. Don't get me wrong. I'm not putting women who do the normal "working out" routine down, but hey, don't get ridiculous about it.

Even if I was physically able to, I would never turn myself into an eye-wincing behemoth like these people have done. Not for vanity's sake. Not for trophies. Not for money.

USA Soon To Be Third World Nation

US President Bush got together with the financial leaders (IMF) of the world today. It has been said they met to make "bold moves" in combating the credit/investments/banking crisis that is crippling the US economy and beginning to takes it's toll on the rest of the world's global economy.

Bush more or less said his administration was doing everything it could to stop what could be the next Great Depression.

For more on this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081011/bs_nm/us_financial_imf

The old cliche "too little, too late" comes to mind. He has never shown much concern for the economy.

But to be fair, Dictator Bush has been busy the last eight years. Doing what, you ask? Well, here's the short list. (I might have gotten the order of things out of whack but not the facts.)

* Instead of sending the military to pursue Osama Bin Laden, the man responsible for the plan to destroy the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, he opts to make Saddam Hussein out to be the main villain and, in the end, Hussein is captured and later executed. Not that Saddam didn't deserve death, but hey, I thought Bin Laden was the asshole we were after.

* Bush sends people to Iraq to look for "weapons of mass destruction in Iraq". None are found.

* George W. Bush also defies the UN and decides to finish the war his dad, George H.W. Bush, started in Iraq when he president.


* After manipulating the outcome of votes for a second term, Bush is re-elected to the astonishment of the intelligent portion of the American public- Not to mention the rest of the world.


Note: Since March 2003, close to 4,200 US soldiers have died in Iraq. For more details and stats, go here:

http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/index.php.

Note: You may or may not be surprised to know how many soldiers have committed suicide as a result of repeated deployments to Iraq. You should look that up, too.

Continuing the list....

* Bush forces the Patriot Act down US citizens' throats, using fear tactics and propaganda as reasoning to spy on people in America.

* Bush says it is wrong for nations to torture wartime prisoners for information. Bush says it is okay for the US to torture wartime prisoners for information. What?

* Bush makes "war threats" to several other countries. Namely ones that are trying to make the same kind of weapons we have. We're allowed to do this. No one else, by his reasoning, is allowed.

On and on, the insanity continues.

I'm sure you could add more to this list but why bother. You get the picture. Hopefully.

And meanwhile, the US deepens it's trillion dollar debt, Wall Street starts crashing, people lose their homes and jobs and then the US becomes a 3rd World Nation.

The First Hooters Girl

On October 4th, 1983, the very first Hooters restaurant opened in Clearwater, Florida, USA.

Today, there are over 400 Hooters locations in the US, Switzerland, Mexico, Germany and many other countries.

In every restaurant you will discover delicious chicken wings, tasty sandwiches and lovely waitresses known as Hooters Girls. Usually, you will find the "Girls" dressed in belly shirts and tight shorts, accentuating their lithe, feminine physiques.

Female sex appeal is an important feature in every Hooters restaurant.

To help celebrate Hooters' 25th anniversary this year, the franchise called upon Janey Dubbelook, the very first waitress hired by Hooters in 1983. This charming Hooters Girl is still working in the first Florida establishment and still getting big tips from all her appreciative customers.

When recently interviewed, Janey confided, "I don't mind being checked out and asked for my phone number dozens of times every night but I really wish the guys coming in here would stop pinching my ass. Other than that, it's been a real privilege to work at Hooters all these years."

Janey will start the 25th anniversary ceremony off in Florida this weekend by popping out of a cake, in the nude, covered with nothing but Hooters special trademark chicken wing sauce. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

Today Is My Birthday

45, I am.
Old.
Crazy.
Body is fucked up.

What?
Oh, yeah.
At least I got the love of a good woman.

How Do You Feel About Your Vote Being Uncounted?

If you plan on voting in the upcoming U.S. 2008 elections, you may want to be informed of the possiblity that your vote may not count. It has been shown that electronic voting machines are incredibly easy to manipulate.

After watching the movie, "Uncounted", I've decided that I will not be voting on one of these machines. Instead, I will be voting using the "paper method", if it is provided. I urge you to either rent this movie or see it on cable. It will change the way you think about the subject.

The following clips are from the movie, "Uncounted".





The 2nd clip concerns Clint Curtis, a computer programmer who was asked to develope software for electronic voting machines to change the election outcomes in the year 2000.




For more information on electronic voting, click this link.
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/