It's like walking into a carnival side show. You never know what to expect. What makes it even worse is when you're attempting to eat at the fast food joint they usually have at a WalMart, seeing some of these ugly fucks and struggling to keep your food down.
Here's a video featuring pictures from the hilarious site, peopleofwalmart.com. It might cause you to chuckle or cause you to upchuck. One or both. You've been warned. The song that accompanies the video is quite lovely, too. Though the idea of vomiting up your Big Mac and fries sounds pretty bad, it could be worse. You could be living with one of these biological oddities seen in this compilation. That is, if you have the self esteem of a turd.
Enjoy!
You know what the really twisted sick thing about this is. It's that every single Wall-Mart regardless of it being in Canada The U.S or the middle of butt fuck Africa is full of these sad sad images of human calamity.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks the gene pool needs some bleach
I'm just glad I hadn't eaten before watching this. I haven't been in a Walmart in many years...aside from "the people", I have a problem with the trade deficit Walmart has created with China. BOYCOTT WALMART!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it
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ReplyDeleteThe Wolf- You got that right, my friend. Like mobile homes (trailers), Wal-Marts everywhere around the world seem to appeal to the less intelligent or fashion-retarded. Not that I'm saying there's anything wrong, necessarily, about living in a trailer... if wanting to be swept up by a tornado (as they always seem to be the prime target) and dropped in a creek is your sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteHey, the human gene pool needs some serious bleach. Nooooo shit!
Me-Me- I hope you're doing well under the circumstances.
ReplyDeleteI agree... Boycott WalMart. And yeah, politicians and the employee-mistreating corporation of Wally World screwed us over in regards to what I call the "China Fiasco". I have my own personal reasons for hating the big business monopoly in my small town. 1- The way they treat their employees and 2- Our Wal-Mart is like a human garbage dump. Unfortunately, Wal-Mart is practically the only game in town and our town council members make sure it stays that way because Wal-Mart makes it "worth their while". Good ol' small town corruption.
Lizzie and Elle from Sex N' Fries- Thank you for the award. I appreciate it. Guess what my next post is going to be about? Heh heh. You'll see.
ReplyDeleteI rock 4 inch heels in Wal-Mart baby!
ReplyDeleteI'm bettin' that's so. :)
ReplyDeleteDamn straight its so!
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to keep all the attention on me so all the ass-pirates can go on about their day.
It just shows how dangerous WalMart can be. Nightmares... aaaa!
ReplyDeleteThe song sure is lovely. Seriously! Promise... tee hee
Have a good day Kelly!
That's the kind of song you listen to when your thinking about life. Of course by thinking I mean drinking and by life I mean wishing it would end :)
ReplyDeleteCrazy Brunette: "Ass pirates"? Ahoy matey, I'm here to plunder ye booty for some of that brown gold ye be hiding.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's what they say.
Mr. Stupid: The dangers of WalMart also include the touching of the cart handles. God only knows what kind of bacteria, germs and viruses can be attained by using the carts there -in regards to the dirty imbeciles using them before you do.
On that happy note, I hope you have a great weekend.
The Wolf: Wow. You sound like you're chock full of all kinds of good cheer. Can't say much about that, though. Especially lately. I'll have a drink with ya. :)
ReplyDeleteAs for the sarcastic, slow and drug-induced song being played with this vid, I can't say it makes me think too much. Ah, time for that drink, man.