It's a good idea to have a handy check list made out around this busy time of year. I learned that a list will help you keep organized and right on schedule.
Here's a few things I have on my to do list:
If you would like to make your own Christmas To Do List or any kind of list, click here.
Neat website. I just visited for a play around - great fun! The cattle prod is a neat idea too! I will try to hide one under the Christmas dinner table. If I can't do that it will have to be fart cushions. Again.
"Buy porn as a reward." Followed later by, "remember, you bought porn." I loved it. Very funny post. I wonder if the sticky notes people envisioned a scenario where their product would be used in such a way.
bazza- It is neat, isn't it? cattle prods are neat to have around the house for unruly guests who have out-stayed their welcome. I generally limit their stay for an hour if I'm feeling charitable. That "hide one under the family dinner table" strategy is sound, bazza. It also works on your spouse when he or she snores too loudly.
Pickleope- Glad you enjoyed that, my friend. And thanks for the compliment. Frankly, I wondered that, too, if they envisioned this type of scenario and all I could come up with was how much I'd like to zap them with my cattle prod as they're having mad sex. Then I continued watching the birds outside and gave a happy whistle.
Buy porn and have a cattle prod....check!
ReplyDeleteNeat website. I just visited for a play around - great fun!
ReplyDeleteThe cattle prod is a neat idea too!
I will try to hide one under the Christmas dinner table. If I can't do that it will have to be fart cushions. Again.
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"Buy porn as a reward." Followed later by, "remember, you bought porn." I loved it. Very funny post. I wonder if the sticky notes people envisioned a scenario where their product would be used in such a way.
ReplyDeleteThe Angry Lurker- If you do only those 2 things this holiday season, you will be all set.
ReplyDeletebazza- It is neat, isn't it? cattle prods are neat to have around the house for unruly guests who have out-stayed their welcome. I generally limit their stay for an hour if I'm feeling charitable. That "hide one under the family dinner table" strategy is sound, bazza. It also works on your spouse when he or she snores too loudly.
ReplyDeletePickleope- Glad you enjoyed that, my friend. And thanks for the compliment. Frankly, I wondered that, too, if they envisioned this type of scenario and all I could come up with was how much I'd like to zap them with my cattle prod as they're having mad sex. Then I continued watching the birds outside and gave a happy whistle.
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