Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Yesterday, At a Quarter To Four...


... I furiously masturbated.

10 comments:

  1. Was that the start time or the end time? Or were you done inside a minute?

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  2. Gorilla Bananas- Why the start time, of course. I was all done by the time security came and escorted me out of the office. Thank goodness. I hate interruptions.

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  3. What were you furious about?

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  4. Is this a planned thing?

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  5. Hope everything came out alright!!

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  6. bazza- About our current economic decline. It just makes me so angry, I have to beat my meat.

    spurt

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  7. Alpha Za- Yes, it is, friend. Every day, at a quarter to four. This type of serious business must be scheduled- otherwise the whole rhythm of one's day could be thrown "out of whack".

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  8. MarytrMom- Don't worry. No need to fret. Everything did cum out alright.*

    *letting out a sigh of relief

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  9. Just to be clear, your whack to prevent out of whackness.

    I applaud your strategy.

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  10. Alpha Za- Yes, I whackity-whack-whack on the ol' stink log to prevent "out of whackness. You are correct, sir, and I thank you for applauding my strategy.

    Yahoo and pass the hand lotion!

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