Handsome and Most Sir Tom- I am so happy I have caused you to be speechless. The world thanks me and sings my praises. Tip your bottle of cheap wine towards me and ask me for many blessings.
In answer to you questions... No, nowhere near that long and yes, I am and I'm on disability. Thank you for inquiring. Your curiosity about your living idol is understandable. Go now, in peace, and ponder the lamp shade.
Wow. Once again, I'm speechless. It's a rare power you have over me, dearest.
ReplyDeleteLike Gucci Mama, above, I too am speechless. Do you spend hours daily trawling for this stuff, my lad?
ReplyDeleteI presume you are unemployed?
Gucci Mama- I have the power to rob people of their ability to speak. Everyone must bow before me and worship my belly button lint.
ReplyDeleteHandsome and Most Sir Tom- I am so happy I have caused you to be speechless. The world thanks me and sings my praises. Tip your bottle of cheap wine towards me and ask me for many blessings.
ReplyDeleteIn answer to you questions... No, nowhere near that long and yes, I am and I'm on disability. Thank you for inquiring. Your curiosity about your living idol is understandable. Go now, in peace, and ponder the lamp shade.
It's never cheap wine Kelly!
ReplyDeleteSir Tom- My apologies, most lucid sir. Tally ho!
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