Hi Kelly, Now this is truly a map to enlightenment, and it explains ev-ver-re-thing! I'm currently a Freak who was originally inspired by Stoners who like Jesus and Meth. I also have been exposed to Inbreeders, Lazy F...S & A..H....S (I'm a lady after-all), Muslims and Wars, Miners & Cheap Hats, and to Drunks & Nothing. I do feel incomplete though...I think that Arkansas on a beach could really round me out. Where did you ever dig this up, Kelly? Did you use a compass?
Gorilla Bananas- I can't wait for Sven to call me, crying about being offended by this detailed and delightful map. I will tell him that if he doesn't like it, he can just move his keester to Inbreeding and hump his sister til the cows come home.
klahanie- As well you should feel better, my friend. You're in good company with the likes of Bazza, Fabulous Sir Tom and The Wolf. You should celebrate!
THE SNEE- Gosh, you've been everywhere and have been inspired and exposed (and by exposed, I hope you don't mean you were flashed) my many wonderful folks. This highly informative map was brought to you by the good people over at National Geographic. They have the best maps I've ever laid eyes on.
MarytrMom- Welcome, Jesus and Meth! Indeedy doo, I have fanatics from sea to shining sea. You make a good point about Florida. And why do they call that The Sunshine State. I believe the sun shines everywhere else, as well. Except in Inbreeding. Everyone I've ever interacted with from Inbreeding complains about how dreary it is there all the time. Personally, I just think they're just sad because they have rotten teeth.
klahnie- If I were you (and I am- in the other universe), I would hoot, holler and stroke my bologna because of that very fact. And Cheerios, Rice Krispies and Cap N' Crunch to you, too, fella.
bazza- All kidding aside... India being called 'Tech Support' is probably the most accurate description on this map. I don't wish to offend the good folks in 'Tech Support' because I'm such a hell of a good guy, you know, but I can't understand a goddamn word they're saying when some greedy company patches me through to them while I'm having problems with that company's electronic thingamajig.
The Truth About Your Toes...
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. And this little piggy went "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.
So what in TarNation are your other 2 little piggies doing?
As a Finnish man I am highly disappointed that your map has shown Finland is an asshole nation. Maybe for Sweden and Norway there is some justification, but I assure you we Finns are quite different. I invite you to visit Finland to see and judge for yourself.
I might drop by for a visit if you were to pay for my transportation and put me up in a fancy hotel. To sweeten the deal and ensure that I will come, you must have several beautiful buxom redheaded vixens pay me a visit in said hotel and pleasure me in such a way that adequately makes me feel welcome and respected.
Tartsy fartsy
Kukka-Mooka
P.S. This map isn't mine, dude. :)
Now excuse me while I take a nice, relaxing dumperoony.
Sluts and slums sounds like a wonderful place to live.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess that makes me an inbreeding, drunks and nothing, stoner.
ReplyDeleteGosh, I feel so much better:-)
Hope you are having a good weekend, dude...
Hi Kelly, Now this is truly a map to enlightenment, and it explains ev-ver-re-thing! I'm currently a Freak who was originally inspired by Stoners who like Jesus and Meth. I also have been exposed to Inbreeders, Lazy F...S & A..H....S (I'm a lady after-all), Muslims and Wars, Miners & Cheap Hats, and to Drunks & Nothing. I do feel incomplete though...I think that Arkansas on a beach could really round me out. Where did you ever dig this up, Kelly? Did you use a compass?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you've got fans from all over this screwed up world. I'm checking in from Jesus and Meth.....I think Florida could be Stoners too
ReplyDeleteStatic- Why hello, fellow freak. Have you done anything odd, today? If it were up to me, I'd live in the Hobbits.
ReplyDeleteThe Wolf- Sluts and Slums is a wonderful place to live if you don't mind the genital worts and eating bugs all day.
ReplyDeleteGorilla Bananas- I can't wait for Sven to call me, crying about being offended by this detailed and delightful map. I will tell him that if he doesn't like it, he can just move his keester to Inbreeding and hump his sister til the cows come home.
ReplyDeleteklahanie- As well you should feel better, my friend. You're in good company with the likes of Bazza, Fabulous Sir Tom and The Wolf. You should celebrate!
ReplyDeleteTHE SNEE- Gosh, you've been everywhere and have been inspired and exposed (and by exposed, I hope you don't mean you were flashed) my many wonderful folks. This highly informative map was brought to you by the good people over at National Geographic. They have the best maps I've ever laid eyes on.
ReplyDeleteYes sir. I shall be a hootin' and hollering with joyous exaltation knowing I'm in the company of such esteemed folks :-)
ReplyDeleteCheerio, old chap, eh
I love India being 'tech support! How true and frustrating is that? As for the UK being 'inbred' I swear by the seven toes on my left foot it's a lie!
ReplyDeleteMarytrMom- Welcome, Jesus and Meth! Indeedy doo, I have fanatics from sea to shining sea. You make a good point about Florida. And why do they call that The Sunshine State. I believe the sun shines everywhere else, as well. Except in Inbreeding. Everyone I've ever interacted with from Inbreeding complains about how dreary it is there all the time. Personally, I just think they're just sad because they have rotten teeth.
ReplyDeleteklahnie- If I were you (and I am- in the other universe), I would hoot, holler and stroke my bologna because of that very fact. And Cheerios, Rice Krispies and Cap N' Crunch to you, too, fella.
ReplyDeleteY'all take care now... Ya hear?
bazza- All kidding aside... India being called 'Tech Support' is probably the most accurate description on this map. I don't wish to offend the good folks in 'Tech Support' because I'm such a hell of a good guy, you know, but I can't understand a goddamn word they're saying when some greedy company patches me through to them while I'm having problems with that company's electronic thingamajig.
ReplyDeleteThe Truth About Your Toes...
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.
So what in TarNation are your other 2 little piggies doing?
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteAs a Finnish man I am highly disappointed that your map has shown Finland is an asshole nation. Maybe for Sweden and Norway there is some justification, but I assure you we Finns are quite different. I invite you to visit Finland to see and judge for yourself.
Parhain terveisin
Jukka-Pekka
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteI understand completely.
I might drop by for a visit if you were to pay for my transportation and put me up in a fancy hotel. To sweeten the deal and ensure that I will come, you must have several beautiful buxom redheaded vixens pay me a visit in said hotel and pleasure me in such a way that adequately makes me feel welcome and respected.
Tartsy fartsy
Kukka-Mooka
P.S. This map isn't mine, dude. :)
Now excuse me while I take a nice, relaxing dumperoony.
I'm a lil late on this one. Bjork & stupid penguins are my favorite. Haha
ReplyDeleteLilPixi- Yeah, those are pretty funny. Better late than never. :)
ReplyDelete