I was getting into it... real fine, Sunshine. And if you don't, too, you must be a frigging zombie.
Gotta nice, long, one-hell-of-a-doozy post comin' up next. But this will have to do, presently, cause I've got too much shit comin' down on me now. Enjoy the vid, you crazy fuckers! Dance bastards, dance!
If I ever need a car to rob a bank and start a shoot out with the police like in the movie Heat....this is going to be the song I'm going to have blasting in the getaway car, very cool tune. Hey do you have any ski masks you're not using? I need them for.....ummmmm gardening...yeah gardening with assault rifles and gym bags becuase I'm planting.....ummmmm tomatoes, yeah thats it...errr
ReplyDeleteThe Wolf- It'll be you, me, my AK47, .357 magnum, grenade launcher, flame thrower, plenty of ammo, this tune, plus a shit load of The Offspring in the getaway car. Ready to roll any time- any day. It's time for everyone bleed and bleed profusely!
ReplyDeleteHurrah!
P.S. Oh, and yeah, I got some ski masks for ya but I won't be wearin' mine. I want to be seen! I want 'em all to see the true face of evil before they diiiieeeeee!*
*psychotic mood courtesy of four cups of strong coffee, idiotic, pestering family and watching "Zombieland" just five minutes ago. Hell, who the fuck am I kiddin'? I'm like this all the fuckin' time. lol
Crazy Brunette- Ah, I would love to dodge the shit comin' down but I gotta face it head on this time around and put an end to it once and for all. Let the bodies fall where they may. Ha hahahah aha ahha hahahhh.
ReplyDeleteThat was slammin'! Of course it didn't hurt that the woman was hot as hell.
ReplyDeleteI'm almost scared to read this next post.
Yeah but Kelly wearing a ski mask makes you look more "professional" like you know what you're doing becuase you're an ex green baret or some shit like that......either that or you can pretend you're a ninja. Either way just as good :)
ReplyDeleteOne of The Guys- Yeah the woman was hot as hell, wasn't she? The Eagles of Death Metal have the lead singer from Queens of The Stone Age in the band. Forget his name at the moment.
ReplyDeleteSo... you are expecting something sinister and/or insane in the next post, are you? Heh heh heh heh.
The Wolf- Ha ha. You make a point, but still, when it comes time to lean over my enemy, while he or she is helpless and taking their last few breath, I shall remove my mask let bear witness to my cruel facade.
ReplyDeleteThen I'll turn around, drop my pants and cut a delightful puff of flatulence into their gasping mouth.
Just because I care.
Kelly I would expect nothing less, however might I recommend you take some ex-lax before hand. This way when their gasping their last breath and you blow one at them they get a little taste of home cooking.....just like mamma used to make for them.
ReplyDeleteThe Wolf- LOL. I will take that advice! I'll take the ex-lax and... Maybe they'll tell me what they think of the Crab Alfredo dish I made and ate the night before just before they kick the bucket. That is, if they can stop gurgling on my turd gravy long enough.
ReplyDeleteYou're a sick, sick man, Mr. Wolf. But then, look who's talkin'? lol.
That was one kick ass song. You never told us you were the lead singer of a metal band..lol
ReplyDeleteklahanie- Yeah it was. It's the kinda tune you wanna listen to while you're dancing and dislocating someone's jaw in a bar fight.
ReplyDeleteMe? Lead singer in a metal band? Actually, I did sing with a metal band for just a few sessions. That's been a while back. It was fun.