I went to my sister's place for Easter this Sunday. After eating dinner, coloring eggs and hunting for them, my neice is placed upon Ginger the pig for a jaunty ride. I tried to ride him but he didn't care for the extra 200 + something pounds on his back. Go figure.
Yeee-haaaaw, ride 'em cowboy!
ReplyDeleteThats scary. How did you train him to stand up and wear sunglasses? And act like like a mime? You could make some real money with that animal.
ReplyDeleteAww gee, I can really feel the love.
ReplyDeleteTo Michael: You are funny, even when you compare me to a pig. Remind me to send you a turd as a gift this Christmas. And it won't be Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, either.
To my Auntie Kay: Thanks for the reminder that I'm a dumb ass. I had almost forgotten. Guess because I'm a dumb ass.
Oh well, it's not like Katey will care. I'll just bribe her with a toy and she'll be good to go. Ha ha hahahaha. Anyway, I'll be a good goddamned uncle and change it.
Much Love and Obvious Sarcasm, Kelly