Friday, October 3, 2008

Today Is My Birthday

45, I am.
Old.
Crazy.
Body is fucked up.

What?
Oh, yeah.
At least I got the love of a good woman.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/08/2008

    Happy Birthday!

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  2. Happy belated b-day Kelly.

    Hope you didn't do anything I wouldn't do. Y'know like strip nekkid and jump up 'n down on a trampoline while smearing peanut butter all over yourself. That was the worst bailout of jail birthday, ever.

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  3. Auntie Kay: Yes, it should read TOTALLY FUCKED UP. Thanks for the birthday wish. Also, thanks for bringing the extra cheesey mac n' cheese to my party. It was tasty! I hope the kids enjoyed the humping dog show I put on.

    To my online bud, Jared: Thanks much for the birthday wish.

    Yes, Static, I did do all those things and more. Then all the girls came a' runnin' and licked the penis butter right off me. Afterwards, we all laughed and cried and farted. I then ran out into the street and commenced to square dancing with the neighbor's dog. what fun.

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  4. Ha! I know that "anonymous" is you, Lord Mardee. I can tell by your insidious comments. Did you enjoy the Big Bean Festival? I bet you gave your toilet a real workout. As far as being almost half a century old, remember.... you're a year behind me. Hee Hee.

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  5. Happy BDay woooooo I'm about a week late but I just didn't care that much but hey I'll fist a cat in your honor!

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  6. Thank Goodness.... I was hoping you'd fist a cat for me. Cat fisting is the only thing keeps my spirits soaring high

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