One of my wife's co-worker's sent this forward along to our email.
By the way, yes I can.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
I guess if you could read the above paragraph, that means you're a genius, just like me.
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ReplyDeletehahaha If ya can read that I'll give you someones first born! (first borns are the tastiest!)
You are clearly speaking something satanic. You must have been born in the fires of hell like me. Hey, remember when daddy Lucifer stabbed that old lady in the titty.
ReplyDeleteHee hee. That was a hoot.
Hey King Al, you can spell like taht. vIe neeb ot rouy wbetise.
ReplyDeleteOh Oh, you better not curse me with a demon spell like Damo just did.
No demon spell just hilarious comedy and a... hex say what how are ya penis warts? Mine are good!
ReplyDeleteOnly 55%?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds a bit low. Fascinating nonetheless.
Damo: You are quite thoughtful in asking about my penis warts. Recently, they have become infected and are oozing pus. When I fill the pint sized jar with enough of my warty penis pus I shall fed ex to all my pals at Angry Clown.
ReplyDeleteBecause I care a lot.
Starcasm: I thought 55% sounded low too until I remembered how many retards there are in the world. Thanks for the input.
AK says:
ReplyDeleteI have some serious brain damage & I could read it quite easily. I guess I didn't need all that brain matter after all!
What's your opinion on that Kelly?
That's grrrreat! Even with your brain damage you're still....
ReplyDeleteuchm msraret hatn ostm.
AK Says:
ReplyDeleteI don't understand your comment???
Please translate so I can cuss you out next time I see you!