julia: I had the best surgeon I could find in mexico duct tape it back on. To get through the complex operation, I bit down on my wife's nipple.
Tommy: I told her that one time and she forced me to fuck the cat for a week before I was allowed back in her bed. Actually, the cat wasn't half-bad. :)
sy: I imagine pissing through a chicken would be a dilemma. sounds like you're speaking from experience. :)
OMG!!!!! What is that doing there!?! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteduct tape it back too?
you are indeed magnificent!
I would HATE to see what she would do to you if you told her she couldn't give you an orgasm.
ReplyDeleteThey taped the right one back on yeah? Coz trying to pee through a chicken wing is a LOT harder then you can imagine...apparently.
ReplyDeletejulia: I had the best surgeon I could find in mexico duct tape it back on. To get through the complex operation, I bit down on my wife's nipple.
ReplyDeleteTommy: I told her that one time and she forced me to fuck the cat for a week before I was allowed back in her bed. Actually, the cat wasn't half-bad. :)
sy: I imagine pissing through a chicken would be a dilemma. sounds like you're speaking from experience. :)
OMG!!!!! I'm speechless... LOL!
ReplyDeletemy esprit d'escalier: this image will forever be seared into my mind :P sorry I just had to let it out! :)
ReplyDeleteWell, i do hope you taped back the right one. Don't think a chicken wing would do the same job :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping my my site
I hope that doesn't belong to me....
ReplyDelete*checks*