tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post9007340711113995317..comments2023-11-02T04:58:12.773-06:00Comments on PSYCHO CARNIVAL: G.I. Joe F*cked My Satellite DishKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-83487361022767548922011-03-03T22:01:45.090-07:002011-03-03T22:01:45.090-07:00The Wolf- I found out that's true, according t...The Wolf- I found out that's true, according to what my cat said, after G.I. Joe gave him a surprise butt rape.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-27997246842658664492011-03-03T19:48:06.955-07:002011-03-03T19:48:06.955-07:00Lost.in.Idaho- Lol... "Is 'rubbin the ge...Lost.in.Idaho- Lol... "Is 'rubbin the genie's lamp' a new euphemism I missed somewhere?" That's funny, dude. Yeah, it is a euphemism, but I'm just leaving it to interpretation. :-)<br /><br />No problem about the support and you're welcome about being put on the blogroll. If you ever wanna to email me about your situation or anything else, feel free. I've been told I'm a pretty good listener.<br /><br />Lovin' your blog, man. Take care.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-10196130788017522902011-03-03T19:07:26.883-07:002011-03-03T19:07:26.883-07:00Is 'rubbin the genie's lamp' a new eup...Is 'rubbin the genie's lamp' a new euphemism I missed somewhere?<br /><br />Also, thanks for the support. It's an honor to be your newest follower and on your blog roll. I'll keep doing my best to keep you impressed!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-54188886151714353202011-03-03T15:38:46.234-07:002011-03-03T15:38:46.234-07:00vineyardroad.com- Warning: It's tough to duct...vineyardroad.com- Warning: It's tough to duct tape your ass back onto yourself after laughing it off. <br /><br />I appreciate what you said. Thank ya, Penny. I'm glad this lil' tale went so well with your coffee and "cream". Hopefully, it won't leave a disturbing taste in your mouth later. lol. Take care, Penny.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-13328612899879507242011-03-03T15:34:11.046-07:002011-03-03T15:34:11.046-07:00Lost.in.Idaho- Thanks for the great compliment.
...Lost.in.Idaho- Thanks for the great compliment. <br /><br />I know what ya mean, being a man, myself. When I walk into the store, I regularly hump the Pepsi machines. People just think I'm trying a new way to get a free drink. Like rubbing a Genie's Lamp or something. :-)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-9663143805188017912011-03-03T13:51:41.352-07:002011-03-03T13:51:41.352-07:00klahanie- Thank you, Gary, I'm glad you liked ...klahanie- Thank you, Gary, I'm glad you liked it. Let me tell you, when I found out that Joe had secretly hitched a ride in my truck when I went to the park that morning, I had no idea that I'd catch him humping that sign. Can you imagine your surprise if that happened to you? Gosh.<br /><br />No problem on arriving later than normal. I know how it is when you're busy. I like your lil' G.I. Joe song. You should get that produced professionally in a studio. It would be a big hit. Speaking of which... :-)<br /><br />Have a great and peaceful day, Gary.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-42981410911269121412011-03-03T13:45:21.508-07:002011-03-03T13:45:21.508-07:00Gorilla Bananas- No, it's a gorilla, alrighty....Gorilla Bananas- No, it's a gorilla, alrighty. lol. It said it was a gorilla right on the package when I bought it for my wife on Valentine's day long ago. Now, it's a toy for the cat. <br /><br />Joe posed for playgirl magazine, he said, and he added that if anyone needs prove that he has a one inch schlong, they should look up that particular issue. Because I'm so patriotic, I only charged Joe a few thousand for the photos.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-19886703752516947382011-03-03T13:38:23.931-07:002011-03-03T13:38:23.931-07:00LilPixi- Glad you liked it. You're right. It...LilPixi- Glad you liked it. You're right. It is like a G.I. Joe jerking off tale. Maybe somehow, I can contact some movie producers and have them make a movie out of this. I doubt it would get that coveted PG rating, though.<br /><br />Tell your guests to stop humping your coffee table and do something constructive... like discussing the merits of growing corn.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-67292131559017492212011-03-03T06:40:31.754-07:002011-03-03T06:40:31.754-07:00I am still sitting here laughing my ass off, Heath...I am still sitting here laughing my ass off, Heathen!!!<br /><br />That was great!! Love it, love it, love it!!<br /><br />Thank you so much for the morning comic relief... it went SO well with my coffee and 'cream'.<br /><br />;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-15886200786711346882011-03-02T17:59:04.373-07:002011-03-02T17:59:04.373-07:00BEST post of the day.
And as a man, I've been...BEST post of the day.<br /><br />And as a man, I've been there. Sometimes you just need to hump absolutely everything you can.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-24429159504598578652011-03-02T15:05:28.762-07:002011-03-02T15:05:28.762-07:00Aha Kelly, brilliant, zany and surreal!
Dude, apol...Aha Kelly, brilliant, zany and surreal!<br />Dude, apologies for being, shall we say, 'missing in action',recently.<br />Anyhow, I is now here. <br />How did that song go? <br />'G. I. Joe, G. I. Joe, F**k man from head to toe. On the land, on the sea, in the air and Kelly's place...'<br />Take care and stay positive, dude.<br />Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-18170548726361621502011-03-02T11:06:41.025-07:002011-03-02T11:06:41.025-07:00That's a womble, not a gorilla, and I don'...That's a womble, not a gorilla, and I don't believe it's getting stuffed. Joe's sad secret, which you have tried so valiantly to hide, is that's he's all pelvis and no dick. I hope you're going to give Joe free copies of those photos. Charging him would be deeply unpatriotic.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-78750195901396035362011-03-02T10:12:35.598-07:002011-03-02T10:12:35.598-07:00OMG, that was HILARIOUS!!
It's like a G.I. Jo...OMG, that was HILARIOUS!!<br /><br />It's like a G.I. Joe discovers masturbation tale.<br /><br />I hope no one tells that mofo where I live. I'm sick of guests that come in here & hump all my possessions.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.com