tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post7138311528520539012..comments2023-11-02T04:58:12.773-06:00Comments on PSYCHO CARNIVAL: Things You Don't See Every DayKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-76162234272355866102012-02-14T18:37:56.349-07:002012-02-14T18:37:56.349-07:00Lil Dreamer- Deep fried twinkie and bacon sandwich...Lil Dreamer- Deep fried twinkie and bacon sandwich, I hope. If you're going to eat unhealthy food, you might as well go all out. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-53638454171399038062012-02-13T11:57:26.757-07:002012-02-13T11:57:26.757-07:00Hmmm... I have a sudden craving for twinkies and b...Hmmm... I have a sudden craving for twinkies and bacon right now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-78960424808054754302012-02-13T07:30:26.792-07:002012-02-13T07:30:26.792-07:00The Angry Lurker- I thought so, too. I especially...The Angry Lurker- I thought so, too. I especially was freaked out by the loud slurping noise she made when she drank water and what she had to do in order to get that water into her body. I can't imagine why, whether it be for tribal custom reasons, body adornment or something else, someone would actually screw their face up that much on purpose. It's like these rich white women who are addicted to having plastic surgery done on themselves, continuously- but only worse. Eventually, their health is effected.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-48776497251911321552012-02-13T02:46:30.127-07:002012-02-13T02:46:30.127-07:00Damn that vid is scary and not in a good way.....Damn that vid is scary and not in a good way.....The Angry Lurkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01227314379603418332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-65473734908861076912012-02-12T20:35:44.891-07:002012-02-12T20:35:44.891-07:00Don't worry. I will. I'm a FIRM believer...Don't worry. I will. I'm a FIRM believer in animal rights because I care just that much.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-51578272072028232762012-02-12T19:42:08.140-07:002012-02-12T19:42:08.140-07:00Sounds like a good time bukkake-fest. Make sure th...Sounds like a good time bukkake-fest. Make sure the monkey on a stick gets his fair share. Mm-hmm!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-6327701810340824222012-02-12T09:11:46.323-07:002012-02-12T09:11:46.323-07:00Well, I'm going to go over to her place and ju...Well, I'm going to go over to her place and just see about that. Mmm- hmm. But before that, I wanna see if I can balance a monkey on a stick on her bottom lip plate- just for kicks.<br /><br />Oh, the fun we shall have.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-27598227770502840942012-02-12T08:59:41.005-07:002012-02-12T08:59:41.005-07:00Gosh, who isn't entertained by a monkey on a s...Gosh, who isn't entertained by a monkey on a stick?<br /><br />I don't think the lip plate lady is cut out for fellatin'...but she's a perfect candidate for bukkake.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-14398174193227762572012-02-10T17:24:48.832-07:002012-02-10T17:24:48.832-07:00Static- I think the old guy (my former, now deceas...Static- I think the old guy (my former, now deceased, boss) probably would have been entertained by a monkey on a stick, not to mention a lip plate lady. His main hobby, for fun, was dickering around with his old ham radio. To each their own, though. I'd like to see the lip plate lady do that, too. I also wonder how she gives fellatio to the men in her country. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-7534400152412275362012-02-02T20:30:49.170-07:002012-02-02T20:30:49.170-07:00The old guy in the Twinkie suit would probably ent...The old guy in the Twinkie suit would probably entertain the lip plate ladies for hours. I wonder if the lip plate lady can eat Twinkies...and HOW she'd do that exactly. =\Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-34599200151444960002012-01-25T16:04:36.817-07:002012-01-25T16:04:36.817-07:00Anonymous/AK- Lol. That's a delightful way to...Anonymous/AK- Lol. That's a delightful way to respond to a "Baby on Board" sign. Hilarious! It shows the parents that your truly respect their pretentious signs. I ram their vehicle, as well. When I see a "I have a child who is a honor student" bumper sticker on their car's bumper, I throw a dead retard through their windshield when they pass under a viaduct. <br /><br />And yes, P.T., my old manager, really was dressed as a Twinkie. I had the misfortune of seeing him half naked in the stockroom. If he was going to undress, knowing he was half naked, underneath, why didn't he do it in his own office?Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-63953495463270933872012-01-25T15:55:59.752-07:002012-01-25T15:55:59.752-07:00dcrelief- That's a great idea, using dried Twi...dcrelief- That's a great idea, using dried Twinkies to sand furniture. Lol. I do the same with dried children and cripples. That's how we do it in the merry old Land of Crazy. <br /><br />Just KIDding. :) The pics are lovely, eh?<br /><br />Sorry it took so long to comment back. I've been busy losing my mind due to family health care/health scare problems. Who know? I might be able to visit blogs again, like yours, after this weekend. Be prepared!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-65784572137218229892012-01-23T22:51:31.087-07:002012-01-23T22:51:31.087-07:00When I see a "Baby on Board" sign, I ram...When I see a "Baby on Board" sign, I ram their car or minivan as hard as I can. I don't give a damn if they have a baby. What the hell do I care? Not my problem!<br /><br />Was P.T. really dressed as a Twinkie? Can't picture that, or else I don't want to!<br /><br />AKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-60556704511271588782012-01-21T22:15:32.829-07:002012-01-21T22:15:32.829-07:00Oh Kelly, I dry Hostess Twinkies in the sun and us...Oh Kelly, I dry Hostess Twinkies in the sun and use them to sand fine furniture. You know, refurnishing? Twink twink here, twink twink there, and a couple of foamy lahs...that's how we sand the day a way in the merry old land of OZ.<br />As for the pics... whoa! Ain't never!Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-66509900204281828282012-01-18T23:20:43.121-07:002012-01-18T23:20:43.121-07:00BragonDorn- I hear if you pray real hard to Lord ...BragonDorn- I hear if you pray real hard to Lord Twinkie The Kid and eat a box of Twinkies, you wish (or prayer) will be granted. Btw, I think all bosses should dress like Hostess Twinkies. It would make for a more interesting work day, for sure. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-87145051576649929262012-01-18T23:15:58.201-07:002012-01-18T23:15:58.201-07:00LilPixi- Pinocchio's nose would be slicker tha...LilPixi- Pinocchio's nose would be slicker than a stripper's pole after she got done with him. She would get quite the ride and hopefully- no splinters. Somebody said it was a parsnip, whatever the hell that is. I don't know what a parsnip is, for sure, because I eat regular food. You know. Hamburgers and taters. No Twinkies! And don't ask me why it's having a c-section giving birth to a bunny. Whoever painted this was on a bad acid trip.<br /><br />Thank you kindly for the "story" compliment. If I haven't said it before about a hundred times, I'll say it again... You've been very sorely missed. Crawl or sprint back here whenever you can. You have been sorely missed. Have I said that already? :) Yes. I think I may have. Take care, LilPixi.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-84255157002117682902012-01-18T23:04:26.786-07:002012-01-18T23:04:26.786-07:00bazza- Thanks, man. OMG! You don't have Twin...bazza- Thanks, man. OMG! You don't have Twinkies over in England?!! How have you and your countrymen survived without these delicious treats made up of various chemicals, loads of fat, tons of sugar and all the rest of the crap they use to make these god-awful monstrosities?<br /><br />Missed something wonderful??? lol. If by wonderful, you mean missing something that tastes like a small bed pillow full of rancid frosting, then I guess you have missed something "wonderful". Even when I wasn't diabetic, I couldn't stand Twinkies. <br /><br />Other than all of that, have a great day, bazza. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-32877634554966976032012-01-18T18:32:46.132-07:002012-01-18T18:32:46.132-07:00Bwahaha! I wish my boss would dress up like a Host...Bwahaha! I wish my boss would dress up like a Hostess Twinkie :)BragonDornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327193036434280792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-37470097140038991552012-01-18T10:19:33.612-07:002012-01-18T10:19:33.612-07:00I think Pinocchio's face is about to become th...I think Pinocchio's face is about to become the carnival ride.<br /><br />I also can't figure out if that's a deformed carrot or a deformed turnip & why the hell it had a c-section giving birth to a bunny.<br /><br />That story was fucking hilarious!! I've missed it here too much. I had to come crawling back.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-31450781900880325222012-01-18T02:41:22.884-07:002012-01-18T02:41:22.884-07:00Hi Kezza. Another entertaining post.
By the way, I...Hi Kezza. Another entertaining post.<br />By the way, I never heard of 'Hostess' or 'Twinkies'. I don't think we have them over here - have we missed something wonderful?<br /><a href="http://todiscoverice.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow"> Click here for Bazza’s Blog ‘To Discover Ice’</a>bazzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794010156639774028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-15475772285770707512012-01-17T21:19:46.915-07:002012-01-17T21:19:46.915-07:00klahanie- Too true, Gary, too true. I've alwa...klahanie- Too true, Gary, too true. I've always been a wonderful sharer of things. If I could, I would share my herpes complex 14, my multitude of crotch crabs and the gelatinous green gobs of mucous I'm coughing up from the bronchitis I've been suffering from the past four or five days. Unfortunately, there's just not enough time.<br /><br />You live in a town where sights like these are commonplace? What a lucky fellow you are. Gosh. Can I move in with you and share in the visual delights? I promise to bring my cat to help "fertilize" your garden. I know how much you'd love that. :)<br /><br />Just now I was imagining that 'lip plate lady' giving me a "hummer". No, not the over-sized, overly macho vehicle type of hummer. I'm talking about the fellatio kind of hummer. The spurt-in-your-mate's-mouth-until-baby-batter-blasts-out of-her-ears kind of hummer. Yep.<br /><br />Good day or evening to you, kind sir.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-89436498527502411482012-01-17T20:42:11.640-07:002012-01-17T20:42:11.640-07:00G- Yeah, they probably would have done just that. ...G- Yeah, they probably would have done just that. Luckily, there weren't camera phones back then in the 1980's. There was still such a thing as privacy. Nowadays, privacy is gone with the wind with the advent of camera phones, Fuckbook and cameras every where on earth and above Earth. Ah, well, at least I'm 48 now, half-way dead and won't be around long enough to see red meat completely outlawed and an individual's chances of getting any kind of job based on their genetic flaws (like in that movie, "Gattaca").<br /><br />It seems like as more time passes, the stricter the laws and regulations of society increasingly become. yipeee. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-67466125904732998492012-01-17T20:18:18.490-07:002012-01-17T20:18:18.490-07:00GEM- Hahaha.... So you enjoyed that dildo pic, eh?...GEM- Hahaha.... So you enjoyed that dildo pic, eh? Since it can speak, it should ask direction for 'G spot'... or the clit (which I lovingly call The Love Button). Oh, the wonderful slang terms I have for both female and male genitalia. I could go on and on and on, as I'm sure you're aware.<br /><br />More importantly, you asked if that 'monstrosity' was either my sex toy or my penis. I wasn't quite sure what exactly you were asking. The bad news and good news is, is that it is actually my penis. I consider it bad news because it talks too much and has googly eyes that scares off the gals. The good news is, is that since I'm married, it doesn't really matter and my wife thinks it's funny when it tells fart jokes. Hope you're having a swell ol' time in Russia, GEM. Thanks for commenting. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-47006729222479884672012-01-17T19:49:34.124-07:002012-01-17T19:49:34.124-07:00Kim- Not only that, and I'm sure you're aw...Kim- Not only that, and I'm sure you're aware of this, but just because a company declares bankruptcy, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're done for and won't sell their products again. A lot companies, like Kmart, for instance, declare bankruptcy and even close down a 100 or more stores and keep on going. <br /><br />Ah, so you've worked in a grocery store, too. Yeah, I worked as an assistant manager at a grocery store for 13 years and then I got smart and left. "The Boss Man" was a cheap bastard that would maybe give you a 10 cent raise every couple of years. He was also the type that appreciated having his ass kissed more than good honest work being done for him. I should have left the job sooner but I was young and dumb.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-20712613643644728802012-01-17T19:42:18.213-07:002012-01-17T19:42:18.213-07:00Ah Kelly,
You're a wonderful man to share what...Ah Kelly,<br />You're a wonderful man to share what you had seen with your co-workers and indeed, we are privileged, beyond belief, that you would share it with us. Thanks for that.<br />And once again, you have delighted with submitting things we don't see every day. Well, unless you live in this funky little town.<br />And that lip plate lady. Just imagine the fellatio....perhaps not...and no, 'fellatio' is not an Italian opera singer! :)<br />Take care eh....klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.com